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Old 11-14-2014, 01:02 AM   #2
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Season VII Finals
-1. King Karaoke vs 14. Alvin Karpis-

Alvin Karpis

You gonna flop like Wade, you claim ya white and not the same
You say you're Hubie Brown.....well I guess you do talk a lot of game
The way you get emotional over a photo makes me wanna spazz quick
Honestly I hope I never see a pic of this dick, save that shit for Chyeahhh’s chick
You always been average, your whole careers just an awkward blur
If we did a Mount Rushmore of the best, you’d be using the coin operated binoculars
Have ya chick snorting lines, I didn’t know she was a freak bitch
I pulled her hair and forced that Rail like I’m on some Greed shit
Ya bitch loves to swallow me whole and I’m fine w/ that
I’ll grab a Penn and Teller to write down how she makes it disappear like their acts
You aint winning 5 that’s fact, we all know you’re the worst fake
& will never call this bitch Cari Champion unless it’s on the First Take
Deep down you’re soft, ya whole persona seems wild to me
I got this bitch w/ an ass like Kapri Styles, you just style capris
You’re snitchin on ya whole hood, I can’t respect it G so fuck it
Let me find out you been wearing those wires like a DIRECTV puppet
Do that Hi bye shit in Far rock, ya whole hood wouldn’t let you step thru
I mean shit ask Orc, you’re such a Shamrock don’t even respect you
I’ll call my shooters to come see ya squad, it’s time to ante up
I’ll have Kings team on ice in NY but I don’t mean the Stanley Cup


King Karaoke

Hi...

Pocahontas left u cuz u couldn't handle it properly
I guess the reservations she had weren't just her family's properly
Break up got u mad, pissed that u guys are no longer going steady
Wanted payback but u cant teepee her house if she lives in 1 already
Ill catch u where u live and beat u till blood stains the carpet
That bat'll be flying all over the crib, u'll think it was YDK's apartment
Your gun bars aren't believable, don't even lie you con
Cuz the only time you bust caps is when you try them on
Dome as big as the 1 the rams play in, ur what Stewie would look like as an adult
Ur not a boss but u'd be a good Leader, if Marvel ever makes another Incredible Hulk
That bitch shit u pulled years ago is the reason y not alotta cats respect u
A lot verses were lost on netcees 1 but were u deleting urs way b4 Lama had a chance to
Always flipping my shit, if it wasn't for me u wouldn't be decent bro
Why respect u? when u used the same Strikta line I used weeks ago
Blame it on the alcohol, u get props on bars only when u take mine
We didn't have to know abt ur DUI's to see that u cant walk a straight line
Biting isn't paying homage, everyone considers it theft
Should change his name to Tracy Morgan the way this joker gets rear ended to death
Shots'll leave this queer dead when my niggas put guns to his weird head
Ill have so many hair triggers at your chin, u'll be able to post in the beard thread

Bye...



Alvin Karpis wins 6-0



Power Rankings

1. Hush
Easily one of the best textcees out there, definitely in the all-time top tier. He's capable of beating anyone with enough effort and with about 75% he could champ the league depending on who he faces.

2. Alvin Karpis
Last season's champ, Karpis is known for deadly wording and clever concepts. He can hang with anyone competing in text today and if he stays around he's a shoe-in to champ.

3. Karaoke
Undefeated last season against the best the NBL saw and made it all the way to the finals. Karaoke is deadly when he shows in full force, as long as he doesn't phone it it he'll have his share of opportunities to champ.

4. Muff
Wild card. He's been showing in full force lately, guess we know what being stuck in the ocean will do to your text chops. Again, if he keeps doing his thing he'll see a champ match.

5. Knucklehead
Has champed the NBL battling the likes of myself and Hollywood. Competition should be tougher this season but Knuck has the ability to win against most of these guys.

6. Allen Knight
One of the most consistent guys on the site. Showing in your battles is a huge factor and Allen is one of the best to show consistently. He should find his way to a champ match if modding doesn't get in the way.

7. Destroyer
Destroyer is Dope when he's on. The only thing that I see holding him back is losing interest, which tends to happen if he loses a close battle. But as it stands he's among the best in the league.

8. Joe Metts
I'd put him higher but he doesn't have a great track record of showing. If he does keep showing up expect him to climb the ranks and champ, but as it stands I gotta be wary.

9. Strikta
See Above.

10. Tic Tac
Newbie tourney champ looks dope going into this season. I expect him to show up often and be some good competition. He isn't likely to champ unless the opportunity provides itself but if one does Tic will definitely take it.

11. Jilti
Same as Tic really, but Tic beat him in the newbie tourney so I gotta give him the edge. That said the two are definitely comparable.

Honorable mentions:
Defiant, Unfukwitable, Sike, and Wordz AhGod - Just haven't seen as much from these guys so I couldn't rank em but I expect them to kill it all the same


Predictions
-Red = Knucklehead; Green = Allen Knight-


Packed Graves vs. Letterman

Both mediocre RB heads. PG almost beat Karaoke somehow in the Survivor tourney so that's a plus. He's pretty bland, which is the same minus towards Letterman. Toss up tbh. Both should leave. I don't think Letterman has to hold his children down from the gravitational pull of his giant retard dome though. That advantage will help him dedicate more time to this battle with use of both hands.

Letterman: 60/40


this could be a close one but these 2 prolly battled alot on rb,
let has good wording but his concepts need work there not fresh, graves
can drop cool here an there he needs to work on consistency but this could end up
being a nice battle.
winner=packed i think he'll pull this one. 60/40



Unfukwitable vs. Hate Monger

Unfuk is pretty dope for a newer(?) head. I think he post on RB as well. Each verse seems to get better, with a few slight hiccups. Hate Monger is the alias of that one gay English mud creature. So irrelevant I don't even remember his first alias name. Never seen him battle, and he's from LB so he isn't good by default.

Unfuk: 80/20


un has been dropping some solid bars and is active w/ a lil more polishing on his
verses he could be pretty good, spooky i havent seen him battle in a while so idk
he is rusty prolly.
winner=unfuckwitable but hate can take it if he isnt rusty, 70/30


Jilti vs. Potatosacklegend

Jilti is a big up and comer. Everyone is talking about him. My 3rd cousin is paying close attention to his progress on the circuit. Sack is some alias of I forget who. I thought V but I don't see him posting in the NBL. Alias's are dumb and Jilti is the second coming of text.

Jilti: 90/10


jilti aka ill clinton is a faggot he was accused by muff for biting a hens line then edited out like its ok to do an on one notice, potato idk who he is. he could be a alias thats good or not
winner= idc



Persist vs. Alvin Karpis

Spoiler: Persist is Malcolm Techs

Alvin Karpis: 100/0


alvin is last seasons champ, hes dope an HOF, he will have a nice verse tbh
persist from rb hes decent but he'll have to drop really dope to win this, havent
seen anything crazy from him yet but anything can happen
winner=alvin 75/25



Greed vs. Mercules

Greed has a hole in his neck and is a lackluster performer. Merc is an old textcee. Saw Merc post today in some battle, maybe in this. Idk. He is okay. Def has that older text style. Some corny/played ish. Greed can't even win in poetry battles though so

Mercules: 60/40


this is a toss up cuz merc was dope but his recent verse i seen was ok at best
greed is really off an on, some times he drops cool shit then the next its smh
hopefully he drops like he did verse karpis
winner= idk 50/50 here anyone can take it.



En Sabah Nur vs. King Karaoke

Sabah is on RB. -2 points. He seems newer or an older low/mid tier dude with rust. Not sure. Karaoke will key a great verse full of current events at his daily spa treatment and destroy Sabah with ease. It'll be a great battle for Karaokes sparkle studded scrap book.

Karaoke: 85/15


en is a alias an hes pretty good, but kar is dope an last season went like 13-0 or sumthing shit can be close because idk if kar has personals on dude, but im looking forward to this one tbh.
winner=kar, 60/40 in maybe BOTW



Hush vs. Sike

Don't know who Sike is and were he came from. The way he interacts with disc seems like he isn't new. He also knows old heads and RM/BB stories. I saw RC post a thread. Maybe it's him. Hush is top 5 ever, IMHO #1. So yeah.. whether rusty or someone so bad they can't win under their own name, Hush has it.

Hush: 90/10


another one im looking foward to an will be good, sike is amen and he can drop some
heat tbh, hush is a monster an prolly one the best ever he still can drop nice and if
motivated be the first champ, this can BOTW also
winner=hush 60/40



Blanco Bishop vs. Defiant

Blanco is okay. So is Def. Def can drop some fire time to time but is super inconsistent and very boring most of the time. Blanco is just okay. I don't know what else to say. Hits and misses, never seen a WOW bar from him. I have seen those from Defiant.

Defiant: 60/40


real close one here, def is still shaking rust off, he was pretty good before he went mia
he needs to get his wording back down, blanco is ok hes kinda inconsistent he can win this tho if he drops solid like i kno he can.
winner=def ina real close one 55/45



Tic Tac vs. Beans

I don't like Beans and his avatar. Seems like a weirdo. His bars aren't that amazing. Tic just won the Newbie tourney with a pretty solid and polished verse. Could be some upsets from him this season.

Tic: 70/30


another cool one cuz both really elavated since last season, beans has gotten better
from what i seen on rb, but he still needs to work on consistency in his verses, tac
gotten good he just champed the noobie torny and he champed LLL recent hes got bars.
winner=tac, in a good read. 65/35



Knuck vs. E Tha Real

Knuck is a longbar legend. Only Beyond could be considered a more well rounded textcee. He will win by KO.

Knucklehead: 100/0


E is rusty i read his verse in the ba for the torny an it had acouple cool bars an some
potiental ones, but knuck still pretty good didnt seem like hes rusty, hes got good nameplays an concepts. tbh E still gettin in the swing of things. he'll get there soon.
winner=Knuck, 80/20



Verbal vs. Wordz Ahgod

Wordz isn't that good. He thinks he is, but he's pretty much Letterman with a stupid anime avatar and Z's in his name. If there was an alias called Lettermanz and they both posted on it I wouldn't know who was who. Verbal is trash and a weirdo. He is the LLB Rookie of the Year and his OM's are trash.

Wordz: 95/5


wordz is the rb lll season champ he's pretty solid, he could drop good if he stays away from the played shit, verbal...idk who that is , he could be new or a alias, only time will tell.
winner=wordz, 80/20 only cuz i seen his stuff but verbal could make this close.



Destroyer vs. Joe Metts

Dope. That's all I have to say, the names speak for themselves. This will be BOTW if both show. Only edge I might give is to Joe cus his wording and humor are a bit above Destro, and they can (for me at least) sway me towards voting against more complex NP/WP and sting like Des has.

Joe: 55/45


this is another BOTW contender, Des was droppin some heat in the tag torney an punch league he can be a threat in the league, joe still got it he just ether'd jilti in the ba aand seemed like he hasnt lost anything an still got fire.
winner=joe metts 60/40 in a close one tbh des can pull this if he focus's.



Mike Wrecka vs. Muff

Already up. Surprised Muff didn't post 61 bars.

Whoever wins: 100/0


could be a good one but i havent seen mike drop a battle verse in a while so idk, muff
been battling alot and hes knocking off the rust hes almost there, needs to polish that wording up an it'll be on for him.
winner=muff, 70/30, only cuz i havent seen mike drop in a while



Tazz vs. King Ra

Tazz is new. Haven't seen anything of his. Could be an alias or RB head? Idk. Ra is okay at topicals and not great at battles last I saw.

Ra: 51/49


ra i havent seen a battle verse from ever tbh i kno he does swag an flow. he could
suprise us doe. tazz i seen his vs against en and it wasnt bad at all pretty solid, nothing crazy. but not bad.
winner=tazz cuz i kno wat he can do 60/40



Strikta vs. Iamtheliquorrandy

Cool alias name, already signed out though. Might be a double noshow regardless. I think that alias name and what it represents fits perfectly against Strikta and his lifestyle. Wish it happened.

Strikta: 100/0



i am i never heard of so he could be another alias or just a new guy, strikta can be
dope as fuck when hes motivated an focused and trys idk how rusty he is but im lookin forward to his verse.
winner=strikta, 80/20



Outro

Alright guys, you know what to do. Battle, show up, make it dope and we'll do what we can to return the favor. Next week we'll have interviews, reviews and wtfs as well, after that cypher/roasts start, and the week after that is contender matches. Until then, I'm out.
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