You fat faggot... why are u wearing your mothers dumb frames
Everybody considers you gender fluid cuz u look like a literal cum stain
i like this punch but it doesn’t do it for me since I can’t really see how he looks like a cum stain
Listen Erik the read a lot of verses .. that Walmart look ain’t fancy
ya shirt got all that Greenland & ur built like a Viking who only raids pantries
Dope
You murder buffets then bankrupt the place..eating like the shits a race
Used to think I was the best & I got that hunchback... u got Quasimodo’s face
It’s ok
Outfitted x ray glasses for the see food diet. In a stare down match with a pie
When I’m around he know to watch his mouth and for fun learned to eat with his eyes
Creative, it’s alright
Bitch u got a big back wrapped in mad rib fat.. throat smuggling 7 big Macs
I don’t wana cast shade on ur neck cuz ur second chin already did that
Not bad
I know that tee ain’t Hanes .the one Jordan endorses are made to work
Collar look like a piece of bacon n I’m pretty sure that’s why it’s ya favorite shirt
I think this is kind of a reach bro
been alone the last 30 years and it’s how u spend the next 30 as well
got the face of a bearded clam and this pussy still ain’t come outa his shell
Not really feeling
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That’s your mom’s crib right? I’m not even bombing, it’s a fact
I can tell, I see the tapestry she made of our used condoms in the back
Not overly feeling this opener. It’s kinda funny if you can imagine them as condoms which I struggle to do
You look at my pic and go fat jokes, that’s all these eyes see
Meanwhile I look at yours and go “Waiter… there’s a few hairs in my refried beans”
Solid
I can’t tell what ethnicity you are, your Half Baked look is confusing me
I’d threaten to kill my little Mexican friend, but he’d just say “I’m Cuban, B!”
Cool
You’re married? I bet your wife’s glad that it’s done
Throwing rice as they walked down the aisle… Wal-Mart’s international one
LMAO
If your girl ever praised your hair cut, you better choke her
Because that's an uglier end to a side part than Ledger's Joker
Its ok
This isn’t your picture, right? I’m geeking on this pansy
Looking like an Indian in the Cupboard sequel, Puerto Rican in a Pantry
Nahh
Your ear’s hilarious, and next to that face it’s devastation
Thing resembles a Red Lobster so much Bard’s trying to make a reservation
The punch is amusing but this doesn’t really work for me since I can’t see any lobster shit?
This is close. Both had 3 each I wasn’t overly keen on. when user hit, he hit harder imo. I thought Rice down the aisle was LOTB. Love the way both these dudes write but I gotta give this to User by a hair
Vote - User
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