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Old 06-04-2015, 02:51 PM   #22
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Originally Posted by Zelphish View Post
I almost broke up with my girlfriend last night because she said if we had kids and they wanted to be gay or tranny that I'd have to accept it and love them for it.

God almighty I almost undid her seatbelt and crashed the car on purpose
That woman sounds sick and twisted. If my kids were gay it would shatter our relationship. If my son turned gay I'd disown him until he renounced queerness and if my daughter turned gay I'd permanently disown her since there is nothing more useless and soul-shatteringly disappointing than a lesbian daughter. A real man wants a son to pass on fatherly guidance to, but a normal properly functioning daughter will bring in a man to impart secondhand wisdom to. But a lesbian is a weak link bringing in another weak link, no value whatsoever.
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