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MARTYRS OF AN ABSTRACT CAUSE TOURNAMENT CHAMPION, SYMETRIK’S SHORT TOPICAL TOURNEY WINNER, AND THEEEEEE NEWWWWWWW AOWL SEASON 11 CHAMPION AFTER GOING UNDEFEATED FOR AN ENTIRE TWELVE MONTH SEASON IS HUMBLY REQUESTING YOU REVIEW MY HALL OF FAME STATUS HERE WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

SUP THOUGH, BITCHES?

ITS YA BOI LARS BACK AFTER YET ANOTHER DOMINANT DISPLAY OVER THE COMPETITION HERE AT NETCEES

SOME SAID AFTER PENT UP WON THE NETCEES WRITERS LEAGUE IN IMPERIOUS FORM, WINNING EVERY BATTLE ALONG THE WAY, THAT WE WOULD LIKELY NEVER SEE THAT FEAT REPEATED EVER

WELL GUESS WHAT? I DID IT. 12-0 UNDEFEATED FOR THE SEASON IN ONE OF THE MOST GRUELLING AOWL’S EVER, SPANNING BACK TO ITS START IN NOVEMBER 2022 WHICH IS CRAZY!!!!!

THIS WASNT ABOUT PENT THOUGH. IT WAS ABOUT LEGACY

I’VE ALREADY WON MORE HERE THAN THE ONLY OTHER TWO NAMES IN THE HALL OF FAME FOR TOPICAL WRITING, OF THE 16 HEADS INCLUDED ONLY 2 ARENT TEXT BATTLERS.

EQUALLING THE FEAT THAT PENT SET NOT ONLY CEMENTS MY POSITION AT THE TOP OF THE PANTHEON, BUT THE FACT IVE CHAMPED - CONTINUED TO CHAMP - AND EVEN SURPASS HIS OWN ACHIEVEMENTS HERE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF

I AM THE MOST ACCOMPLISHED WRITER THERE IS AT NETCEES, NOBODY ELSE EVEN COMES CLOSE IN SO MUCH AS TOURNAMENTS AND/OR LEAGUES WON, I AM THE MOST DOMINANT CHAMPION WE HAVE EVER WITNESSED, TEXT OR TOPICAL. NO-ONE HERE HAS WON MORE THAN ME. NO-ONE HERE IS MORE ACCOMPLISHED. NO-ONE HERE HAS PROVED MORE PROLIFIC. SO LADIES AND GENTLEFAGGOTS I ASK YOU, POLITELY ONCE AND FOR ALL:

IS LARS NOT HALL OF FAME?