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dull boy · 03-17-2021, 11:24 PM

WEEK 7 3-WAY BATTLE

Our current champion (4-1) Dave and both former champions (5-1) Blue and (4-1) User will receive a bye in week 7. Battling in a 3-way this week will be (3-3) Seth, (3-3) Des and (2-3) Frac. Thank you to everyone else who participated in the league. Better luck next time. Here's how it will work..

Line limits will be increased to accommodate the extra battler. 1-3 bars per post. Rebuttals are still the main focus and will be prioritized during voting, but directly referencing your opponent is no longer necessary. This will hopefully lift some of the repetitiveness that's developed. All 3 battlers will have 16 hour deadlines from the time of the previous post and the battle will have 6 rounds of rotating turns that will go as such...

Seth-Des-Frac
Des-Frac-Seth
Frac-Seth-Des
Seth-Des-Frac
Des-Frac-Seth
Frac-Seth-Des

Each goes first, second and last twice during the battle. The turn forfeiture rule will remain in place, meaning that failing to post within the 16 hours deadline will result in you losing your turn and the battle continuing on to the next in line. I'll be keeping a close eye on the battle to help the turn rotation run smoothly and of course it will be re-posted within the battle thread. There is no Sunday deadline this week as the battle will not end until the 6 rounds are completed. At which point the battle will be opened for votes. No judges for this battle or the final four. The winner of this 3-way will join Blue, User and Dave in the final four beginning in week 8.

REVIEW AND PREDICTION
(by UserName)

Seth vs. Frac vs. Des

Seth vs. Frac II: Enter The Destroyer. That’d be my movie name for this if I had to make one up. It either sounds REALLY bad ass, or like a really bad Netcee’s porn adaptation. So, you’re welcome AND I’m sorry Des. Right off the bat this is an entertaining match-up, because while both Seth and Des struggled down the stretch, Frac was on a REALLY impressive run up to the end. Seth and Frac already tore into each other once, and fairly lengthily too. This could make it a little tougher for them to diss each other individually, and it’s partially why I’m sort of EXPECTING them both to gang up on Des with haymakers and keep their trade-off’s to minimal jabs here - just to keep it fresh. Des has fought tooth and nail to overcome some bitter defeats this season, but he stuck with it, admirably (after a meltdown or two). The odds are fairly stacked against him here, but maybe this 3-way will spark some creative angles for him to attack. Regardless, this is gonna be an all out assault of fat jokes, hotel punches and old man kneeslappers to keep us excited for the final 4. Any one of these guys would be a fun addition to the playoff finale.

Prediction – Frac noshows, Des has an anger-stroke, Seth somehow drops 648 lines dissing both of them

03-17-2021, 11:24 PM	#2
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345600	WEEK 7 3-WAY BATTLE Our current champion (4-1) Dave and both former champions (5-1) Blue and (4-1) User will receive a bye in week 7. Battling in a 3-way this week will be (3-3) Seth, (3-3) Des and (2-3) Frac. Thank you to everyone else who participated in the league. Better luck next time. Here's how it will work.. Line limits will be increased to accommodate the extra battler. 1-3 bars per post. Rebuttals are still the main focus and will be prioritized during voting, but directly referencing your opponent is no longer necessary. This will hopefully lift some of the repetitiveness that's developed. All 3 battlers will have 16 hour deadlines from the time of the previous post and the battle will have 6 rounds of rotating turns that will go as such... Seth-Des-Frac Des-Frac-Seth Frac-Seth-Des Seth-Des-Frac Des-Frac-Seth Frac-Seth-Des Each goes first, second and last twice during the battle. The turn forfeiture rule will remain in place, meaning that failing to post within the 16 hours deadline will result in you losing your turn and the battle continuing on to the next in line. I'll be keeping a close eye on the battle to help the turn rotation run smoothly and of course it will be re-posted within the battle thread. There is no Sunday deadline this week as the battle will not end until the 6 rounds are completed. At which point the battle will be opened for votes. No judges for this battle or the final four. The winner of this 3-way will join Blue, User and Dave in the final four beginning in week 8. REVIEW AND PREDICTION (by UserName) Seth vs. Frac vs. Des Seth vs. Frac II: Enter The Destroyer. That’d be my movie name for this if I had to make one up. It either sounds REALLY bad ass, or like a really bad Netcee’s porn adaptation. So, you’re welcome AND I’m sorry Des. Right off the bat this is an entertaining match-up, because while both Seth and Des struggled down the stretch, Frac was on a REALLY impressive run up to the end. Seth and Frac already tore into each other once, and fairly lengthily too. This could make it a little tougher for them to diss each other individually, and it’s partially why I’m sort of EXPECTING them both to gang up on Des with haymakers and keep their trade-off’s to minimal jabs here - just to keep it fresh. Des has fought tooth and nail to overcome some bitter defeats this season, but he stuck with it, admirably (after a meltdown or two). The odds are fairly stacked against him here, but maybe this 3-way will spark some creative angles for him to attack. Regardless, this is gonna be an all out assault of fat jokes, hotel punches and old man kneeslappers to keep us excited for the final 4. Any one of these guys would be a fun addition to the playoff finale. Prediction – Frac noshows, Des has an anger-stroke, Seth somehow drops 648 lines dissing both of them Last edited by dull boy; 03-18-2021 at 12:13 AM.