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Old 07-17-2021, 09:55 AM   #8
Sharp
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It’s Summer Classic, and Mac you’re an important component
I mean, nothing says “welcome back Zuch” like my favorite warm-up opponent
funny
What I do to your body? Well at it’s core isn’t pretty
Think Zombieland 2.. this double tap will spread your main parts out to four different cities
didn't see it, will look it up if the battle is close enough
Brain damage taking huge tolls, go ahead, take a few polls
If they say you’re “highly regarded”, it’s a obvious auto-correct played a huge role
dead
Hammer will check you out, blood curdled from hittin’ hard
I’ll separate the plasma from the genes like you’re paying with different cards
Your wife sucks cock, we all saw it so please be keen
That bitch be donating the brain quick like it’s crawlin’ with CTE
solid
Crowbar on a pursuit of happiness, I’m a fuckin pro believe
Shatter your bones and knees..
Density so low, you’ll have to hit up Will Smith for one of those machines
that's a reference, wow. Pretty sure it's 'happyness' in the movie title. This is cool but like 10 years late
Olympics coming up, unload the clip all by myself
And for the record, I’ll let the metal go around your neck like you’re Mike Phelps
for the record makes this hit for me




yea we get it ..
Rudge is a legend, Frac is a god & Blue is the best
y'all keep ur asses filthy who knows he's licking next
the 'keep your asses filthy' part really distracts me from the punch
Jaime called the other night, she wanted to get warmer
not only she gives me green lights shes also on every corner
okay
now u gotta move forward, scared or not - the exit's hard
she wasted you & never paid back like uh-oh's credit card
dead. @uh-oh get in here. I like the bar because it's just funny, but generally 'xxxx like yyy' style references are the most basic punches
word is ur a quick pumper, how u expected ur EX to behave?
trust if he's Dull on sex, the kleenex's a Canadian mass grave
trying to do too much here
breakups comes wit conditions, spend on diapers no cash in bets
if his gambling relies intuition, that childs growin up in debt
this is a dope idea but the wording is off just enough to be distracting... 'gambling relies in tuition' is confusing
aim to ya front door sniping.. slaughter.. then waive
once u feel the drops drippin.. you'll know its the heat wave
waive?
bad timin for actin brave, I got the firepower of a convoy
watch Mac drop magazines across your porch like the newspaper boy
cool, but again, that style of punch usually leaves a little more to be desired


This was a fun read, which I normally don't say about 16 line battles. Good shit guys. I've got Zuch with one more punch I like and better wording.

V/zuch
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