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Old 07-17-2020, 02:04 PM   #18
Bomb Bard
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Your bitch Ugly, but she’s been trafficked since day care
If someone pays for her services it’s because they got catfished by Wayfair
You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly
Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me
No scope needed to screw with this phoney
Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me?
Your career is in question, will you try to revive it beating me?
You don’t want the Answer, plus you already lose to that guy repeatedly(It’s kinda light but I fuck with it)

That zelph shit played out but will always have some impact in the text battle world.


Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted
We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit it

For real, your bitch is on the rag and still defenseless
She told me “don’t let the period stop you” like I’m a run-on sentence(This was aight I fuck with it)
This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel
But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal

You always have to pay for whores to bone ya
Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona
This was a bit basic but still hit


Vs

This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off
Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on

Jumped ship at UPN & started a crew, actin like you're Christ to save us
Recruiting me was a tough pill to swallow; you got a Nootropic just to light ya brain up

& you ROBBED Cash, but I brought out a bag if ya gettin violent w/ arms
You can die packin a strap; I pull up & let it ring from the waist like a silent alarm

You were a crack baby.. had the shittiest parents on Earth & it shows
Your slut of a mom's only crowning achievement was somehow givin birth to that nose
This also was flames

Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward
Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler
A bartender/recovering alcoholic? Please, this guy’s a sucker
Last time he opened a tab & ordered a Moscow Mule, it was his wife from Russia
You talkin guns? I'll really grab the .38 & empty shells in the breeze
The last time you grabbed the long nose & felt it blow out ya ears, you held in a sneeze
Thai clinch this fag before his girl tilts her head & deepthroats me
I'm throwin Zucchinis to the face while that ho keeps textin me the eggplant emoji
This was fire

Droppin sandwich pics in Discord ain't prepared ya to face Neigh
Last time Postmates showed up at ya door w/ 6-inchers, Frac & User were there for the gangbang



So this was dope... I kinda rushed this as of right now I got Neigh with a few more quotables and his misses were better I’m going to read again and come back
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