the casual convo works and if you're slick enough you can make her agree to some shit if you're hitting it right
"whats for dinner"
"beef stroganof"
"WHAT BITCH, DOES THIS FEEL LIKE A BEEF STROGANOF DICK TO YOU?"
"NO BABY, NO IT DOESN'T"
"THEN WHAT KINDA DICK IS THIS?"
"ste....stea.......STEAK BABY STEAK"
"aye I don't hear no sides with that"
"AND POTATOES BABY"
"WHAT KINDA POTATOES BITCH, THIS AINT NO INSTANT POTATOES DICK YOU GETTIN RIGHT NOW IS IT??"
"NO BABY NO!!!
"THEN WHAT KIND OF SIDE DISH IS THIS DICK DISHING OUT"
"TWICE BAKED BABY.......TWICE BAKED"
"GOOD"
then just do the big ass dick dismount if you're hitting it doggy where you pump her one last good time and it sends her across the bed.
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