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just want to thank yze and diode for pointing out italian pizza isn't pizza

i've never had italian pizza though, but what type of heathen would eat pizza while in italiy???????

pizza in italy's origins were basically, oh shit we're poor and have nothing to make for dinner. we got some left over sauce, and some dough? some basil and if we're lucky some cheese? aight throw it together.

but the gindaloons who had the balls to get on ships like my great grandparents and come to the greatest nation on earth, perfected it to be sold to gentiles

NY pizza>

also ive never had chicago pizza, im sure its good for what it is. but its more like lasagna than pizza

give me a giant slice i gotta fold in half that cracks and drips grease down the front of my guinea wife beater