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Originally Posted by Certain
YO @ Muff YOU COFFEE WITH A SPLASH OF CUM LOOKING DUMPSTER BABY LOOKING LIKE YOU COULD NEVER QUITE GET THAT OIL STAIN OFF YOUR HANDS LIKE A GULF COAST PELICAN WRITING TRASH BARS AND CALLING YOURSELF A TEXT BATTLE LEGEND EVEN THOUGH YOUR WIN LIST INCLUDES "ALLEN KNIGHT, ONCE WHEN HE WAS DRUNK" AND THAT'S ALSO THE ONLY WAY YOU'VE EVER GOTTEN LAID. YOUR DAD LOOKS LIKE BILL COSBY TOOK THE WRONG DRINK ON DATE NIGHT AND YOUR MOM SUCH A SPRING THOMAS THAT HER SON IS A FUCKING UNEDUCATED DOCKHAND AND HER BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT IS HOW SMALL YOUR DICK IS. NEVER FUCKING MENTION HOLLANDAISE AGAIN. |
I get pussy quite regularly
Pics?
Nah son. U don't want it
Stick 2 the shadows
BTW figs of age now
Ur in the clear, Jared Fogle