Wand?
Nah, just a gay wizard
You look like SpongeBob went live action & they got Aziz Ansari to play Squidward
You ain’t champin shit; just caption pics tryna force a pipe-dream
Like, “Just battled Neigh, feelin great — got my head in the clouds w/ the board behind me”
Almost see-through & paper-thin.. but the chemo looks great on him
Favorite toys growin up were Newport 100’s & a chunk of depleted uranium
This nerd writes gun bars? It’s Murder One if I pull it
Give you matchin tortoise shell frames when ya body turtle up from these bullets
This homo’s swallowed more dicks than his stomach can digest
You’re such a lily-picking little ray of sunshine, you got ‘em growing under ya biceps
Lookin hungry & tired from buzzin off ice, bet it isn’t all glitz
Named himself “Wand” cuz he’s grippin on sticks, then opens his mouth for a hidden ball trick
You got a face that screams, “I SNITCH TO THE COPS”
Keep hittin that vape — the only Sig replacement you’re getting’s when I switch to the Glock
Say goodbye to ya hairline; I’m puttin a halo around his head
We’ll see another two fingers on a longneck, but it’ll be the paramedics’ when they pronounce him dead
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