[Blue Bayou]

Jeremy, Attorney at Law

got an Undergrad. a Masters. it’s real amazing
but of all the Degrees you love so much...98 is still your favorite
ain’t getting props from me if that’s what you were thinking dude
yaa you Passed the Bar...knowing not a single girl there would have a drink with you
talk about no game. every girl’s laughing at your shit
mid sentence you get more Cut-Offs than Tobias Funke packing for a trip
meanwhile i’m in the club w/ dimes giving Betty the best sex…
if Ajax is at the bar with a couple of 10’s he’s getting ready to bench press
dunno why you’re boasting about music when all of it’s weak
it’s okay to toot your own horn...just don’t post it online & call it a beat
drinking Stags Leap. i love when it opens up
closest u've been to a Full-bodied Cab' is splitting a taxi cuz you're broke as fuck
i love Shaq. a true alpha. global great star
you Love Shack...grinding up & down the dancefloor of your local gay bar
the amount of dick this guy taste’s is a laugh
Wedding Crashers...Jeremy’s always getting hit in the face by a Sack
don’t care that you’re married. you & all ya boys are fags
dudes sitting on your face has NOTHING to do with the bench lawyer ads
i don’t buy the law stuff. you work for DoorDash droppin seafood
only time you ever ‘motioned for a stay’ was begging your wife not leave you
thinking she doesn’t swallow cum is a fallacy to me..
her head scarfs down so much she gets visits from morality police
dick deep in her throat saying “you’ve gotta cup the balls”
with blue she can't Speakeasy...with you she needs a lot of alcohol
but her bush is disgusting. on PornHub that muff would score ZERO
pussy so Harriet lead slaves through the Underground & was dubbed a war hero
seriously, what’s the discharge in her venereal parts?
there’s more Question Marks to that Colorful Box than Mario Kart
if i blow coverage, my receiver got behind me with a strut & a spin
if your wife blows coverage, i put a condom on so she’s not touching my skin
scanning your items at Walmart cuz your pockets just empty w/ fluff…
Self-Checkout to me is stopping at every single mirror cuz i’m sexy as fuck
i can pull the 9 or the four-five and have you put in a basement
your Tech Options expired in 22’ & your brokers looking for payment
think you Chuck Rhodes? fuck no. this wasn’t well played friend
you’re the only lawyer i know that prays for a hung jury...of twelve gay men