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Old 03-21-2020, 10:42 PM   #7
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Summer Classic III

vs. Logic4Dub

Ur an insanely ugly cat, I'll bring the pain that dunny lacks.
I'm battling Logic4Dub, but your girl's the one givin 'Brain for 20 Sacks'.
I ain't wary in the least, That bitch is as hairy as a beast.
& known to Flash Mobs of ppl enough to be investigated by Maryland Police.
I ain't mad ur in it yo.. All u got on ur pad is shitty flows.
If this is the best 64', ur the ugly Impala Snoop refuse'd to have in video's.
I kno which of ur longbar co-hort's spar the best.
Cuz I'm Beyond a Dominate battler.. Ur jus jealous of their short bar success.
U ain't a scholar in this game.. U just got little bread.
This nerd's only IV League cuz he'll still be texting in one on his hospital bed.
Think ur a baller, a star?No. Nobody follows ur bars yo.
& On dates, 'bitches show 4 Doors' more than Model's at Car Shows.
As for Rounds.. this geek deserve's his rankin.
He couldn't make it On To the Next One w/ a Swizz Beatz impersonation.
Thanks for the Bye, Dave.. I'll grab his jaw n' dislodge it.
Lama had problems findin me an ez 1st rd. match, but solved it with Logic.

vs. Destroyer

Props, ur career's finally taken an exciting spike.
If u just shocked urself,
.. the REST of NC has skin burns from severe Lightning Strikes.
I read ya last cpl drops. tough luck, but they weren't great.
Irene's damage to New York isn't neaaarly as fucked up as your 'Current State'.
U ain't got shit, Welfare couldn't even support this american.
The only ' Troyer with Powers' is an example of how you get dwarfed in comparison.
U gotta get some help, 30 on Netcee's & on my dick as well.
I'd reccomend 'turning back into the Old You' but that just contradicts itself.
Listen Steve Carrell. by losing it all gets spoiled.
nobody wanna see what this 'Virgin cooking up' unless he's using the Olive Oil.
No girl'd call u baby daddy.. consider this wisdom a gem.
God wouldn't bless Destiny Child cuz who wants a father who listen's to them?
I got 2 uzi's, & my trigger finger on the bad pair is quick.
So I'll be shootin 20 rounds each at ' Des per auto' like the Bandera's flick.
Ur blunders shine most, bars stayin undermine, chode.
Champin? ppl only put 'U in the center of the brackets' doing the Underline Code.

vs. N. Tavarez

..stupid.. even w/out Dohpe U'll be throwing a fit.
how smart can U be wanting to discount the only votes U were going to get?
Ur style's forced & it missed, on the board it's dismissed.
Fuck torrents, if he's Sharing Leaks, he's playin swords when they piss.
U'll be rattled in shreds, when it's over Tav'll be dead.
I'm Grinding in My Sleep. he Grits his Teeth stressin' about this battle in Bed.
Gotcha girl on Cam & my dick was immersed.
Showed Tav & he 'Broke The Tape', but his bitch is the one on video 'finishing 1st'.
Ur played & lack props, I'll degrade your wack drops.
this nerd could only Smoke out a Room throwin' grenades in Black Ops.
Defeat is near. IDC who has ur back you puerto rican queer.
if he says ''I got Four Loko Homies!'' it's cuz he's mexican & can't afford decent beer.
U livin in the basement is LuLz. & his statement's R dull.
Him droppin a verse is more of an 'Interest Eraser' than makin' payments in full.
Collidin' with DOHpe, Ur gonna die & corrode.
there'll b no doubt N. trails behind me when I leave his guts on the side of the road.

vs. murda sho

I guess it isn't 05, I guess I'M stuck in decline.
Ur the Up n' Comer,
.. & I guess that means '' some1 who can't keep up with the times''
U got the fakest hopes, & u not being played's a joke.
But what do I know? I guess champin 1 tourney & robbin' Deon makes u dope.
I'll make sure this kid hears it tho, U spit dreary flows.
Sho's the type to talk shit.. then post somethin I did better 6 years ago.
Am I gettin' compensation? Ur gettin hit with combinations.
Why you dissin' Beyonds HOF status... when U ain't even in the conversation.
Ur playddd. I ain't shocked u didn't kno that, smarty.
Dog.. it's only cool Actin' Fresh with Old shit at Throwback parties.
Keep stressin, no question I'm about kills.
a leader? if ur 'the Head' of a Team he musta impressed em' with his mouth skills.
ain't got a Gun or brains, Sorry mang but I run the reigns.
loser claims to Fly Solo.. but that's cuz the dumbass is the only 1 in Planes.
A verse is a fraction of y ur the worst that's in action. Ur a nerd & a fagot.
& if he goes out'Side Sho Freaks' cuz people say he looks like a Circus Attraction.
ain't ballin', all that bullshit you're speakin' is proof.
If u got Money to the Ceiling it's a jar of change u saved 4 fixin the leak in ya roof.
Can't make a dime w/ the fakest rhymes. U ain't rippin' it up u dummy.
Sorry, but Suckin Dick for Cash is the only way u'd b Zippin Em Up 4 Money.
Up ya game kiddo, ur likely a nerd geek.
Fuck ur Alias.. the only time Jason's Killin it on a Weekend is Friday the 13th.

vs. Sephiroth

CLASH can't bail u out, act rich n' a fast fist'll rail ya mouth.
brokeass only Throws Paper in the Air from a bike on his Daily Route.
Mention him bein an Orphan u'll see embarassment form.
His only Presidential Quality is that nobody really knows where he was born.
There's no thought of remedy when John's ur enemy.
I'll stab u on the toilet n' give u 3 slashes on the Can like Monster Energy.
Ur image is fake & enlarged, wants to be gangsta & hard.
even tho I caught him Flat Footed he ain't got the guts to b Takin' a Charge.
Ur homies ain't stoppin me, shit against GOW was bogus, a mockery.
ain't the alias Behind the Black Mask but ur the 1 known for the Robberies.
No way you'll get the thrown, I promise this dude'll get owned.
Fuck crew votes, CLASH is more of a Dead Organization than a Funeral Home.
Run fast kid, u suck at text & ur a dumbass bitch.
On top of that ya girls Butch enough to partner up with the Sundance Kid.
It's amazing that she duct tapes her back to hold waves of fat.
& at Thanksgiving she'll cause more Turkey Devastation than the Quake they had.
King of Being Played. 'Outlook' lines aren't on the brink of being great.
based on concepts u Comprehended Fractures but should just Think About a Break.
U can't survive here.. The Future's clearer if you gaze hard.
Where do u see yourself in 5 years? besides the bathroom Mirror of a Gay Bar.
U ain't got an attacking style. ur Decent, but in a crashing spiral.
& the only time Average Wins Anything is in the race for a Batting Title.
Keep pretending to be classic, U'll always b elementary in ur clashes.
U spend days writing & got more Pre-Wrecks than college entry level classes.
He'll either b dead or he'll sulk, u ain't champin, ur a regular joke.
Seph couldn't have a Banner Night trick or treating as the Incredible Hulk.
On RM u were high tier, but I've seen him rarely thrive here.
U went from an Ace, to Dumb and Dumber like Jim Carrey's Prime Years.
I dead bogus tricks. Hens Is Champ & u can bet slogan's stick.
if anyone thinks this is 50/50 it's got me laughin more than the Seth Rogan flick.
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