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Old 03-21-2020, 08:53 PM   #6
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Rapmusic Battle League 2015

vs. T.a.c
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.a.c.
Hens will beat me. i have no doubt about that.
Tacstradamus

I like your prediction, Your skills CAN'T harm a veteran.
Since that one came true, I'd like your thoughts on 2012 AND Amageddon.
I didn't need the quotes or boasts to know that your rattled.
now that I know how u feel about the match, I'ma PM you to vote on this battle.
U ain't improved, & you ain't got any clout or any cheddar.
I'd try against you, but 2 years ago I shut you out when you were better.
U show extensive weakness, hard to thrive when u are deprived.
The year of ur concepts 'maxes out at 99' like the piece of shit car you drive.
Keep ur retarded life. Don't act like a G, just expand on your speech.
If u bury someone alive, it's covering up your boyfriend with sand on a beach.
I hate movie references, aaand your mediocre& fake, but..
Forget Batman when I say last week Knight smashed some joker with makeup
Against HeartCloker was great but, Ur skills were clearly departing.
U'll go down as the only one to lose a FirstBlood match due to their period starting.
I know Quriosity wrote for you, so U ain't a pal a mine, bitch.
Fuck teleprompters, Tac just gets 'Q Cards' as a part of his Valentines gift.


vs. Brown Jesus

Listen, U spittin a real verse is a mockery.
Pretend to rap, but u could only Land Deal's purchasing property.
I'm playin the victor, writin pages in scripture.
Fists hittin u w/ more Blunt Force than Yoda & Skywalker blazin a swisher.
Heard u n' ya lazy slut R breakin up. Did u get laid or what?
her signing up4 Rehab's the only time U could say she Gave It Up.
U creep bitches out, it's almost by design.
Last girls taser 'put out a million Volts' quicker than Chevy's Hybrid Line.
Try to Step, I'll bash in your knee's with rocks.
The doc'll need more than Kanye's Production to make sure Jesus Walks.
I'm makin some hunches, Ur quittin cuz ur fake w/ ya punches.
Ppl r gonna see Brown Bag It... & not just cuz his moms still makin' his lunches.
Nobody's sayin this coward or his crew or authentic.
So I'm dippin you in an Acid Bath like Showers on Hallucinogenics.
I don't think dude's a baller or a conclusive scholar.
Thinkin ur winnin is more of a Faux Pas than an Abusive Father.


vs. Seyance

Seyance got some girls, but they paid an incredible price
If a bitch ever had Ance in her pants..they evolved into genital lice.
We kno u stalk children, pretend like ur an intellectual senator
& every 9th grader knows Seyance... due to him being a sexual predator
U got 2 no shows... every win that u've copped is the worse.
How you gonna brag about being 2-1 without even dropping a verse?
I killll playedtextcees, Leave ur shirt doused in red shit.
ur style's more Commonplace than the rapper's latest House investment.
I denounce this veteran, & think a hanging fate's the best.
ur mom's tits be saggin enough to raise concerns on Gang related dress.
I'll barbeque your face, eat you during a feast with syrup.
In ranks; Ur at the bottom of the Poles like midgets in Eastern Europe.
It's ok to give in.. honestly, collapsing is fine.
I thank God I don't have your talent, while you Pray to him asking for mine.


vs. Tettris

please...

It's truly my honor to barbecue you like Dahmer.
Ur career's had more of a 'short lived blowup' than a suicide bombers.
Noone will weep when I kill this ugly creep of a failure.
I'll have your family takin 'Dirt naps' like Joe when he's asleep in his trailer.
Bein broke is a feeling that's sick so I'll be sealing this quick.
Compare funds, he's 'lighter in the pocket' & I don't mean stealing my Bic.
This is where my thrones at, in the RBL, I own rap.
If a bitch ever had Tettris in her celly it's only because of the iPhone app.
I cyclone cats. & I hereby annoint you a buster.
Ur only 'rolling on a naked chick' when ur twisting up joints on a Hustler.
Ur death is the quest & I'm addressed as the best in the circle.
Step, I'll leave u on ur 'back seeing butterflies' like Lunesta commercials.
U got aced by Cronus, proving ur fake&bogus plus quick to solve.
Tett's the bad Sportsbetter of text, u lose any time your pics involved.
If ya wifey had a choice she'd leave since this dudes an old fag.
With me, ur girl'd spend 'millions for a few seconds' like SuperBowl ads.
Put ur neck in the rope. I wouldn't collect any hope.
& Tett, how u gonna act like you had a rep before I ever let u in DOHpe?



pz.

vs. Silent/Magus

U get pussy.. but the type that attract's syphilis.
& u gotta Club reputation.. for ladies thinkin you ain't Jack, Nicholis.
How hard did you beg, to get a champ match after a week start..
It's so clear U had venom inside ya.. His inner thigh's showing his teeth marks.
Deepthroatin the mods is how a pussy's defined.
U suffered more of a classic Gag than handbuzzers, fake blood & whoopie cushions combined.
Wins R what ur needin to show me, n' I'm talkin recently homie.
Seriously, how long you expectin to get title shots for being kinda decent in 03?
remember RM vs. ProjectRhyme, after losing it haunted you.
There's no such thing as bad PR..& Mets proved it by stomping you.
As for Kungfugrip, I beat him easily, without a sign of stress.
While u had more 'dramatic Grip losses' than any mountain climbing deaths.
If I get compared to you, LOL.. I'll become gradually violent.
I'd ductape my mouth shut & rip my voicebox out before I ever had to be Silent.
Thinks he's catchin the W, I'll leave him dizzy in brawls.
It ain't Workin out for ya,
... but ur 'inflated rep' could inspire exercises for physioballs.
I hoped for a challenge, &ur chances R too slim to mention.
wanted a Real contender, not a washup who's 1-0 off a half ass win against him.
This murder will be historical, no Violent exagerations.
Forget Hensley... call me John Wilkes Booth.. after this Silent assassination.
With ur weak shit.. I ain't playing games, it makes me puke.
From now on ur styles more Cut-off than dumb bitches changing lanes in Daisy Dukes.
I don't fear ya textin, I'm waitin for this queer's defection.
He's tryin to Trump me... but you're better off waiting on next year's election.
Hybrid Angels R too lame, Somethin ancient that you claim.
only Silent letters that make up something DOHpe is the H in the crew name.
U ain't got a Clue mang... Ur only hope is from bitchin.
I got a stranglehold on the game, U got 'Colonel Mustard with the Rope in the kitchen'.


vs. Silent/Magus

U get pussy.. but the type that attract's syphilis.
& u gotta Club reputation.. for ladies thinkin you ain't Jack, Nicholis.
How hard did you beg, to get a champ match after a week start..
It's so clear U had venom inside ya.. His inner thigh's showing his teeth marks.
Deepthroatin the mods is how a pussy's defined.
U suffered more of a classic Gag than handbuzzers, fake blood & whoopie cushions combined.
Wins R what ur needin to show me, n' I'm talkin recently homie.
Seriously, how long you expectin to get title shots for being kinda decent in 03?
remember RM vs. ProjectRhyme, after losing it haunted you.
There's no such thing as bad PR..& Mets proved it by stomping you.
As for Kungfugrip, I beat him easily, without a sign of stress.
While u had more 'dramatic Grip losses' than any mountain climbing deaths.
If I get compared to you, LOL.. I'll become gradually violent.
I'd ductape my mouth shut & rip my voicebox out before I ever had to be Silent.
Thinks he's catchin the W, I'll leave him dizzy in brawls.
It ain't Workin out for ya,
... but ur 'inflated rep' could inspire exercises for physioballs.
I hoped for a challenge, &ur chances R too slim to mention.
wanted a Real contender, not a washup who's 1-0 off a half ass win against him.
This murder will be historical, no Violent exagerations.
Forget Hensley... call me John Wilkes Booth.. after this Silent assassination.
With ur weak shit.. I ain't playing games, it makes me puke.
From now on ur styles more Cut-off than dumb bitches changing lanes in Daisy Dukes.
I don't fear ya textin, I'm waitin for this queer's defection.
He's tryin to Trump me... but you're better off waiting on next year's election.
Hybrid Angels R too lame, Somethin ancient that you claim.
only Silent letters that make up something DOHpe is the H in the crew name.
U ain't got a Clue mang... Ur only hope is from bitchin.
I got a stranglehold on the game, U got 'Colonel Mustard with the Rope in the kitchen'.



vs. Severity/Rudge1(RBL Championship)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Severity
Going well. Glad to be sharpening my writing skills...Glad to be working in real life as well (I'm an actor).
play the role of loser...

U ain't sending us any fire, this bastard's intending to be a fighter.
He'll get cast as a Journalist since He's just an 'actor, pretending to be a writer'.
Ain't makin it in the bout.. 7-0.. Who's mistakin the shit for clout?
Cuz we can only associate 'Sev n Won' after this week's taken into account.
I ain't ever gonna stop; got the facts mistaken, witness the Axe I'm shakin,
For the wackness patron, gettin Decapitation is the only way u'll see 'Sever at the top'.
featherweights 4 Comp.. LOL..facin Coup was who's decision?
I'll call you MW champ since all your opponents had to make a move to that divison.
U ain't a perplex recorder, the best at text, or a respected boarder.
Got thru that chicken Coup, now Hens is knockin' u down the peckin order.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Severity
For the record, I would've chosen Jack Lantern as a partner--I dig that guy's writing, he's really impressed me.
Bitchasss.. Robin William's is laughin at your Style.
Maybe it's your obsession with watching Jack that has you 'acting like a child'.
I pinpointed ur steez, At least u admire the best at textin.
don't think u got a style like Drugs, but it's clearly inspired by Meth & Resin.
In the RBL the cost is deadly, but I must stop the frenzy.
If ur gettin 'Likes,& Thumbs Up's', ur fbook status must say ''just lost to Hensley :(''.
HE AIN'T A LEGEND! that's to those predicting a great fight.
Plus, u 'sucked against Venom' like cowboys fixing a snake bite.
Tombstone says: Killed by Hensley from the deadliest Camp.
Ur the undertaker in his prime, the deadest Heavyweight champ...

THE BEGINNING!


vs. MR. FREEZE(RBL Championship)


U ain't ballin bitch, I'm blazin trees by the pounds.
In Kombat, I'm doin Sub Zero moves and leaving Freeze on the ground.
As for pussy, I doubt the bastard's gettin much.
girls are so 'anti-Freeze' they consider him hazardous to touch.
stick to the car topic, since the homo's confusing as hell.
Because to him a 'tranny flush' just mean's he's douching himself.
got a gay theme habit, and you may need classes.
U look in the mirror & see ' shades of a female' like Jai Z's glasses.
YOU.ARE.PLAYED. & that's just honesty friend.
how the fuck u gonna have a 2000 week reign using concepts from then?
He's too broke for any girl to be lovin this dumb clown.
There'd only be 'Spending Freeze' if we'd gone thru w/ the Government Shutdown.
Ur a headache to women& never witha main squeeze.
Downin a milkshake quickly's your only chance at gettin Brain Freeze.
Middleweight Chump, lmao, Riot's wisdom was bleak.
But we all know u only got a title shot since he got rid of divisions this week.
Fuckin psycho, I'm makin' sure ur ramblings deceased.
ain't talkin Rose that Grew from Concrete when I leave u planted in the streets.
As for the Mr. Hawkins shit.. lmao, you're losing it Freeze.
How's it gonna feel this week interviewing yourself about losing to me?
PPl votin Hens, since U've never wrote a gem.
For real, only 2 people think ur winnin.. and dog you're both of them.

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