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Rapbattles Lethal Lyricist League 2011-2012

vs. Per$onal

Quote:
Originally Posted by vote vs. Calefaction
Props to both, but im goin with personal by a thin cunt hair.
All u gots is troll's behind ya,& old, petroleum jelly inside ya.
U beat Cale by a cunt hair.. I'm shuttin u out by ya whole smelly vagina.
Witness the pain, when I eclipse the sissiest bitch in this game.
Empty clips in his frame, & put 'Son in peral' WITHOUT any flips on his name.
No ounce of quit, ur forced wordplay never amounts to wit.
& calling you wack for champing FL isn't played if it still doesn't count for shit.
I'm appallin with the fame, He's just a fake baller in the game.
I don't need bank numbers, everyone can see he only has a dollar to his name.
Ur bitch never resented penis, I didn't even make an attempt to beat it.
She molds to my body in bed perfectly, & was half the price of a Tempurpedic.
U show extensive weakness, hard to thrive when u are deprived.
The year of ur concepts 'maxes out at 99' like the piece of shit car you drive.
Keep ur retarded life. Don't act like a G, just expand on your speech.
If u bury someone alive, it's just covering your boyfriend up in sand on a beach.
I only say what's right, what's true. It's boring tryin to write for you.
I know every girl has a Pers with lipstick, but apparently this site does too.
I need competition- against you, I specifically can't bother.
Against Alvin, 'Kar wrecked' u so bad he's gettin charged for vehicular manslaughter.

vs. Deadproof

deadproof

I could drop u in my sleep, all that talk you got is cheap.
Alcohol knows the deal, it takes at least 100 proof's to knock me off my feet.
This ain't a game, so we'll watch the killing spread.
U'll have to b playin Zombies in Black ops for any shot at Living Dead.
7-23? any idea of me losin to this dude's hilarious.
Ur a national security threat..
since Ur 4 losses from being Hijacked by a group of terrorists.
Take a stroll.. ur gettin raped, and I'm gonna take ur soul.
Ur name is DP, so its no wonder youre verses are known for their Gaping Holes.
I could blast u in real life, while u ain't even decent with gunplay.
The only time we'd 'celebrate a comeback from Dead' is for Jesus this Sunday

vs. Chrit

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chrit.
Battle of the week. Should be fun .
You act retarded enough, but it's even worse when you speak.
LOL @ that quote. What, did u think I was writing both verses this week?
Please quit, You see Chrit.. your career's in deep shit.
Cuz it must feel terrible going 12 straight seasons without bein able to beat $pit.
I write the best & I hope someone tight is next.
My hand's raised as the winner..
... Your hand's raised since Ur askin me for advice on text.
Females hate him; plus nobody thinks Chrit's writin' dope.
& In the bedroom, bitches sayin' Criticize Too Little like dickridin' votes.
My taste is hotter, Ur disgraced once your face gets slaughtered.
Lookin at u gives women more Shivers than nude baths in glacial water.
Postin' pics tryin to tell us ur hard, but his gut's outer shell is just lard.
Ur stomach Ballooned so much ppl write Happy Birthday on it & sell it with cards.
I've sonned plenty tighter, Ur the typical unsteady writer.
wouldn't call you a Snake, but ur biggest threat is bein known as a 'deadly biter'.
Who can resist to hate? Ur played so let me show u a glimpse of fate.
Ur shit looks exactly the same after 10 season's like Homer Simpson's face.
Try to stand& fall.. Bartender won't have any shit land at all.
I dont see 'Barbarian' any1 usin' punches that look ghosted by a Neanderthal.
Act legendary, but who likes what this crummy dude writes.
I'm the King. Ur just 'Royally fucked' like William&Kate's honeymoon night.

vs. Sound

I'm blazzzzin by you.. comin straight with chronic fumes.
if this is a Sound barrier.. when my verse drops It'll create a Sonic Boom.
He might say we boys.. don't be confusing this loser's claims.
Tellin Sound we ain't cool made ThatKiddCry like dude choosin his username.
He's scatterin away. Alias or not, I'll shatter ur display.
Sound ain't done shit on RB so changin ur name back didn't matter anyway.
Manic Aggressive.. dog.. that name was faggoty as shit.
I ain't talkin about what you do at the nail salon when I say Manicure a bitch.
I see thru lies.. We both kno ya girls workin the street tonight.
Fuck breathalyzers. She gives enough Blow N' Go's to arrest ya city on DUI.
Woulda joined the Audio tourney but he's too weak to be in it.
Sound couldn't Bring the Noise if he got a job delivering Speaker Equipment.
Hearin ur shit.. I'd rather ruin my brain snortin ammonia.
Cuz in ur tracks u 'Tsung like a Bitch' more than Shang morphin to Sonya.
U ain't considered legendary.. & this kids gropin' guys cocks.
Ppl callin him dope's more of an 'Untold story' than any of HIS open mic drops.
Ur known for biting the best Idol's, I'm inciting your dead vitals.
& the last time someone said 'Your Top 5'.. Token was writin that thread title.

vs. The Archetype
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Archetype
J. Hens. vs. The Archetype - Arch is asscheeks
Ur gettin scrapped for food, faggot, I kno what the facts include.
If Arch is Asscheeks, that explains why he's always gettin slapped by dudes.
He ain't a vet please, I'm makin your rep cease.
How u make it in Live Battles.. but lose to the average 16 yr. old textcee?
Ur a frail bitch scrub..As RC on GT.. U failed quick chubs.
& had a worse GrindTime experience than Ur last trip to a male strib club.
quick to talk. I'm takin ur head off with a brittle chop.
When I grab 'Arkansas his Capital' be buried in the woods under a Little Rock.
He's gettin tossed.. devoured, & U've lost to cowards.
I've seen this 'bitch self Destruct' enough to be a fembot in Austin Powers.
Fuck Accomplishments, Ur gettin stopped when ur bars fail.
think ur the 'Best Old Timer' but Ur really just a shitty watch in a yard sale.
Ur here to play parts, U can't be in contention rattled.
This round I'm here to SlayArch & don't mean this weeks redemption battle.
Kid reached his threshold.. There's no way this vet's close.
Cuz if I'm State of the Art, Ur a retards fingerpainting of the entire West Coast.

vs. Philly

Watch this whore get slammed, no1'll support ya fam.
This pussy couldn't have a Physical Frame faking his yearly Sports Exam.
Last chick ignored ya man. Bitches R usually prone to dash.
blamed it on Broken Communication, cuz her excuse was '' sorry, my phone got smashed ''.
hoes dont want U, no girls wanna get dicked in a trailer.
Plus, ur 'lack of Thrust' would require an emergency landing for Engine Failure.
I could help u with wording, but fuck beginning the conversation.
'Springboarding' your career'd just get U on the latest YouTube injury compilation.
Nobody has your back, Ur flimsy, I'm legit.
I got protection 10 times over.. tryin to go thru a whole box of jimmy's w/ your bitch.
If he don't allow this, it's cuz the bitch had a lame reason.
Either that or he remembers me shutting him out 3 times in the same season.
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