Netcees Battle League 2011-2012
vs. Lotto Smirk
U lack rationale so I know your morale's low.
How you my Pedigree after gettin turned to dog food by Alpo?
Awaitin my induction, no way ur erasin this deduction.
I'll hit the Lotto but still be nice enough to pay for his facial reconstruction.
Watch the coward run, from the get this clown was done.
If there's a Smirk on a girls face it's only because I'm going down on one.
Claim you'll blast a trigger but I'm guessin ya lack the vigor.
Cuz the only Mean Gene you ever had was the wrestling action figure.
Ur a nobody, once Knuck matched us he signed/sealed ya fate.
At least the battle'll get u Maximum Views like Prime Real Estate.
Ur somethin like retarded & I ain't done with what I started.
U can act like a ' smart Alec ' but now you're just one of The Departed.
vs. Joe Metts
Ur 2 oversized of a guy, which is why ur likely to die.
I'm holdin a bottleneck& a bitch.
.. U got a bobblehead& a 10 yr. old that's the size of ur thigh.
Why would I try? fella isa joke. He'll tell us he's the GOAT.
I ate BBQ &fucked that night. n' I dunno which 1 ur jealous of the most.
Ur breathless fromA post, plus this pic is truly a riddle.
How you expect ppl to squeeze in for the photo w/ YOU in the middle?
He perspires meat, it's some kind of feat.
I told ur boyfriend to 'Scarf down' & u bolted thinkin' it was time to eat.
Eatin expired Snickers will only help u retire quicker.
Dude's 1/2 of a Tribe Called Metts but 3/4 of this Entire Picture.
U can't play ball.. so why R u meetin' all the stars?
Metts only ' goes up for the Jam ' cuz for breakfast he eats it by the jar.
U talk& start panting it's, just something U can't admit.
Ur the favorite in the Beef tourney... if that's the prize for champing it.
vs. Psych
the fagot scheme proves theres no way the creep can fight
& that Counselers aint the only dudes who love getting deep in Psych
tearin u limb from limb, I'm some1 u can't defeat
when I tug, ur 'Armada rip off' easier than pirates jackin spanish fleets.
we aint chillin 2gether, ain't the friendliest of guys
if I say we both know So and So, it's jus the way ur shits generally described
actin like a player'll cause damage to ya dental tissue.
any bitches layin ona couch with Psych obviously have mental issues
vs. Quis
Quiz?Keys?Kiss.. I'm goin with Kiss...
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Is it 1.) Quiz 2.) Keys 3.) Kiss? either way it's gay as hell.
1? your sexuality's in question, 2's what men use to get to your heart.. the 3rd explains itself.
Ur a fake thug wit high squeals, If you never wake up it's ideal.
Gene Simmons proved to impersonate Quis u gotta wear makeup and high heels.
Start checking the facts, I'd never respect you, you're wack.
Ur rep as a 'killer online' died as soon as the Playstation Network got hacked.
My bitches stay tight&fit, Urs is some sorta fascinatin' Hog.
Ur girls tits r so Droopy children mistake them for the animated dog.
I peeped u last wk, almost lost wit those beginner shit raps.
U robbed him... & had more 'trouble in stalling INK' than printer mishaps.
No Habla Espanol'.. but my Spanish skills are not to blame.
Quis translates to Who?.. which is exactly what I thought when I saw your name.
Pz
vs. Blue Bayou
ke notes,
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Originally Posted by Psych
when blastin chrome, this actor can no longer Hyden Kentucky given my mind state
And the only people to consider John Dear-are the hicks ^ native to that place!
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Originally Posted by Blue Bayou
I mean even 6’s on the market won’t say ur a factor
no bitch is callin John Deere.. unless she lives on a farm there’s no way u a tractor
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I wince at your text, the way u take wordplay n' mince it to death.
Then use the same concept as Psych..
.. & spend a half hour tryin' to convince me its fresh.
We tight.. my shit is the best, & his writing's never been.
But our AIM convo's only consist of him justifyin concepts & dickriding MetaSin.
An exciting veteran. fuck I gotta try for?? you barely survived War.
only time blue '1upped' anyone was closin' his own battle with g0w at 5-4.
There's some on his blacklist, & he mods with ungodly wackness.
Ur considered a 'cheetah Son' - since Oneduh's genes passed On thru ur modding tactics.
Cheaters ain't DOHpe, so ur hardly top or in contention.
Cuz this member of the 'CrewCuts Corners' like barbershops at intersections.
vs. Beyond
bitch please,
You're the stupidest child, I found your alias amusing awhile.
LOL@ you bein John DOHpe.. then losin as soon U quit usin my style.
Nothing can help ur career.. but ending it does.
What's worse?
Never being in DOHpe, or making an alias pretending he was?
We the Illuminati, I'm serious, when u drop I ain't fearin' it.
& Just cuz you got One Eye doesn't mean ur at the 'Top of the Pyramid'.
I always will boast.. why do I think ur the 1 falling the most?
U musta never shut some1 out 7zip then had em' make a thread calling it close.
Kid ain't a legend. Ur the dumbest dude ever, EASY.
Called urself 'Kung in his prime', which is jus sayin' ur some1 who never beat me.
U ain't bringin flames. peep.. real heads think ur a lame geek.
dunno if Kung lost to Blue, Tav or Neigh.. but U did to all 3 in the same week.
Neighbor discarded Bey, leavin U in shambles isn't hard persay.
but he popped bottles to celebrate,& U couldn't even break off a Chardonnay.
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Originally Posted by Beyond vs. Blue Bayou
I’m ruthless with swag style, wow @ that photo, this dude is a fag child.
That pic’s so Brokeback, it represents the way I feel after carryin u to the tag titles.
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He carried YOU..& the chances of bein considered equal R slim.
Cuz Blue feels Brokeback 2 - but all U meant is u wanna star in the sequel with him.
Scared of pic battles, n' I still see this bitch talk shit.
When dudes responsible for more 'Cro duckin' than victims in the Hitchcock flick.
Shook of Cro, Shook of John. postin pics wit no look of brawn.
Can't blame u since Nike Dry fit couldn't make a shirt 'Stay Cool' once you put it on.
Finally Champed!..& still yet to get w/ any chick in the world.
But last week Alvin' showed me somethin U couldn't.. an actual pic with a girl.
U ain't the best at text, and I don't respect ya trash drops.
Fuckin' Loser. I'd only roll with you to use your eye socket as an extra stash spot.
I see wackness prevelant, you try to attack with excellence.
but If Beyond 'built a Case for # 1' I'm throwin it out due to lack of Evidence.
Ur the hopeless square, a Crybaby who's known to swear.
After every loss we see the 'bitch Resurface' like women doing home repairs.
So whine about the loss, U'll always be glued to my crotch.
voters R 'seein me kill U', but after this battle he'll be the 1 on 'suicide watch'...
pz12
vs. Bags
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Originally Posted by David Lama
Bags is the future. And it looks like the future is close, if not already here.
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lol...
Lama won't co-sign u more. even Def had shit that rivaled yours.
Bags is the future.. &also the guy who let a 6 seed make the Final Four.
Keep braggin about Blue like ur wavin' crip flags.
U beat Bayou.. but Billy Madison's the only 1 to giv a flaming shit Bags.
U ain't merkin the best. this FATASS'll b hurt& distressed.
Why pic battle when I'd just win reposting my verse against Metts?
gots A gnarly complexion, his GF disregards his erections.
U won't see Herbicide Bags if u 2 went shoppin in the Gardening Section.
Abusin these fags.. ur wordin makes me snooze cuz it drags.
ain't worried about Recycling when nothing you have is reusable Bags.
I invented wit, Exit twit. Ur crew ain't respected bitch.
plus Bears and Co. lostomy Bags. no wonder Ur constantly catching shit.
Sit back and learn. In FoF u wer ass. Don't let that trash return.
& his streak was Dunn as soon as Defiant made this Jack ass crash and burn.
U'll be ash in urns. death, expired from a deadly writer.
It's easy puttin u out when Smokey's the only Bear with a threat of fire.
Took ya bitch to the ocean, the water was playin w/ her feet.
While I was Tom Hanks at Normandy... deep in guts, laying on the beach.
vs. Alvin Karpis
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Originally Posted by Alvin Karpis
Fuck this british faggot, dirty hygiene plus he’s so fake
Ur last battle was a brush with death, but u need one with colgate
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seriously bro..?
This guy's in a sharp dive, pry the 03 rhymes from ur hard drive.
Loser. even Ur 'concept of Sex' is a poorly flipped line from the archives.
U date the ugliest Chief in the world, but I took the heap for a whirl.
I'll put blades so far 'Inuit'll bleed' more than me bein balls deep in ur girl.
I got the cheater with played lines & feminine frowning.
this 'actress is know more for a Sucker Punch' than Emily Browning.
Ur jealous & pouting. Clash.. don't come at Hens pretending.
Couldn't get in DOHpe... so u joined a crew that's 1 & 10 against me.
I can't let ur fraility hurt me, U'll fail in this journey.
Ppl say names win battles.
.. just not the one u had in the 1st round of the Alias tourney.
In BTC this bastard got laughed at, I'm trashin this wack snatch.
His only 'Fists of Fury' accomplishment is hittin' himself after our last match.
U ain't dominating, some1 should give Ur style a citation.
Karp's only 'runaway Victory' was a near escape from child mollestation.
U ain't top tier.. ask ya homie Hush for some help.
If Karp's ' in the Hunt ' him & his bitch must b on the prowl for Buffalo pelts.
vs. Killa Kami
I got the fly approach jus let me set aside the roach.
I'm 1st class. if ur 'on the same Plane' as me ur broke ass is ridin' coach.
Ur crews fulla bizzare creatures, a buncha Ruh-tard cheaters.
the only way u'd have 'back up Kam' is if U could afford the car feature.
You are Weaker. I'm decapitatin' & snappin' ur neck in this bout.
The way I'll 'Turn Your Head' u'd think this fagot was checkin' me out.
I'll leave your game thrashed. U don't get applause it's always quiet.
Cuz any time they go to 'War-plane's crash in battle' more than Kamikaze Pilots.
preparin L's. I'm on another universe & U can't stop me.
think we Parallel, but ur only 'Alternate' Reality's realizin U ain't top 3.
U ain't noted for seduction. Your frontal lobe needs total reconstruction.
Dog plz.. ur 'First Contact' with a girl was bein' anally probed in an Abduction.
I'll tear the bitch apart. Deceased report, I dispose'd of this human.
'Kami missed his Marx' so often it decreased support for the Soviet Union.
I pumped the shotty. Shoulda been killd when the boy was born.
dumped his body..& pigs R 'searchin for Hidden Kam' like browsin Voyeur Porn.
U ain't deadly ur a coward, just a bitch that I'm ready to devour.
Your most influential 'hit on the board' was punching Eddie in the shower.
U ain't winnin, & U ain't better or a sick vet dude.
''Sorry fagot...'', That's All She Wrote.. like the breakup letter ya bitch left you.
Pz12
vs. Hush
let it b known bitch,
U, From the wackest crew, U can't attack me dude.
Fuck celebratin.. if he's gettin Chest Bumps.. u can bet Vic has bacne too.
Ask Para, if u don't think I'm competin with this bitch, well..
to him losses r a Digm a Dozen... like when he beat U with a quick 12.
Ur fake w/ smoke. U ain't comp to me.. hardly.
Act like u can Take a Toke.. when the last time U tried he stomped u on RB.
Don't care who wrote the mag. Everything ur spittin' is shitty son.
but either way ur the 'Anonymous Writer'... since ur shit could be written by any1.
U got the cheesiest face, & havin a Lisp in ur speech is just great.
as far as Hush goes... can u say Bad Ass... & I mean without the T an the H.
Stinkin' up the spot, Key champ? jus King me when I drop.
If we heard ur Thinking from the Top..u musta just said '' I'm Sinking from the Top ''.
Kid'll get bludgeoned. Who u beat? all those bitches were nothin.
if u cleared a difficult Path it was thx to a weedwacker and 6 of your cousins.
Speakin of presentation, U should clean your destination.
if ur house had any more 'Inside Dirt' it could start a complete investigation.
U ain't a boss w/ weight, Ur a disgrace & ur town lost its faith.
the moment he decided to Occupy New York it incited rioting across the state.
THIS IS YA LIFE. admit it, u ain't got a job ur savin' penny's son.
treats NC like Lama's dick. pretends he isn't but he's on it more than anyone.
pz12.