"Sha'bat found a woman. She was amazing in every aspect. But she was human. Sha'bat did not care. She was the mighty human Ezrains woman. Sha'bat killed Ezrain and took the woman Helgalina. Leaving her with the mistress of the dark he grabbed many bottles of the dark mistresses liquor and headed back to earth. He journeyed through the forests and killed 43 bears. He got drunk. After awhile of chilling he got up to piss and pissed on the burning coals of his dying campfire. The instant his urine touched the coals an explosion ensued destroying the globe. And destroying Sha'bat."
that shit cracked me up tho...
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