[Blue Bayou]

These vets in danger, both got a rep for molestin’ strangers
Cuz Mac been to more courts for taping legs than athletic trainers

Lol pretty cool

& Sharp’s divorced, wanted love but was met with a harsh taste
And that separation had his ex taking balls to the house like Ja’marr Chase

Lmao jokes... "taking balls to the house" is a great concept and the timing is perfect for this bar after his 3TD performance... good stuff

Skinny faggot, keep talking and get punched in the neck
Stays debating Unions in discord, but can’t stay in one with his ex

Haha great double personal that was delivered perfectly

We’re fun drunks! U drink vegan martinis before ER visits.. & ur the smallest guy
When we Cialis a good time, you gotta pop those just to have one then almost die

Lmao at the setup , but cialis wp has been done many times in the past in similar fashion so the punch isn't fresh

Wife is gone, & she got it all in the divorce.. there's no lookin back
Tragic.. She left u without any pussy for comfort wayyy before she took the cat

Lol.. I'm not a big fan of pussy/cat concepts in this day and age but the personal hit makes this enjoyable



Seth, thanks for the support. I'm glad for your cherished friendship...
Because every time I think of your family I feel relieved my marriage ended

Lmao great use of predicting their personals and countering.. wording was great here, this hits

Stopped art for the kids but I'm the failure? That's absurd and it's twisted
You've created two things in your miserable life and one turned out autistic

Lol another good direct hit

User, you love my partner as much as you hate battling. Homie, listen:
An extreme desire to spoon Mac doesn't count as wanting to crush the competition

Lol this is okay.. like the User loving Mac angle but concept is just decent to me

Fat, old, unmotivated. Seth n User deserve every roast and neg
These two are the most disgusting drain in text since the one in User's bloated leg

Ahhhh I like the angle but I feel like the drain idea could've been done better here ... solid personal jab but "drain in text" could've been flipped diff imo

you're on the verge of death - man ur whole family should know
Insurance risk form.. checked all the boxes quickly like its a website cookies window

As in looked in the caskets? Put them in caskets? I feel like there's a cool concept here but it's just not connected will enough to be a great attack bar for some reason... sorry if I'm missing something , need more coffee


Great battle and very enjoyable read for the most part... Sharps opening two (or Macs portrayal of Sharp) were great but on the whole the fatties were more consistent and edged this imo
Props to all


Vote - FG


EDIT VOTE SHARP AKA CIALIS