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Old 01-06-2022, 08:55 AM   #4
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These vets in danger, both got a rep for molestin’ strangers
Cuz Mac been to more courts for taping legs than athletic trainers

I dig this

& Sharp’s divorced, wanted love but was met with a harsh taste
And that separation had his ex taking balls to the house like Ja’marr Chase

I'll be honest, I don't really get it. Wording's cool. I tried to google specifics about Jamarr Chase, and I get there's some kind of football/nuts reference and maybe something about separation on the field, but I'm not really sure where the "ex" or the "house" fit into this. This one's a miss for me

Skinny faggot, keep talking and get punched in the neck
Stays debating Unions in discord, but can’t stay in one with his ex

This was dope and a relevant personal on both sides imo

We’re fun drunks! U drink vegan martinis before ER visits.. & ur the smallest guy
When we Cialis a good time, you gotta pop those just to have one then almost die

The cialis wp has definitely been done a few times, especially if you go back and look at Allen Knight battles and similar aliases. The execution/wording is cool, but there's no novelty here

Wife is gone, & she got it all in the divorce.. there's no lookin back
Tragic.. She left u without any pussy for comfort wayyy before she took the cat

I'm not fully brushed up on the backstory here, but I'm just gonna assume it's true that his wife took the cat in the divorce. Decent personal jab, but also the pussy/cat thing has been done a lot



Seth, thanks for the support. I'm glad for your cherished friendship...
Because every time I think of your family I feel relieved my marriage ended

cool opener, but I'm more in favor of bars with wp and/or similes integrated into them

Stopped art for the kids but I'm the failure? That's absurd and it's twisted
You've created two things in your miserable life and one turned out autistic

this was dope to me

User, you love my partner as much as you hate battling. Homie, listen:
An extreme desire to spoon Mac doesn't count as wanting to crush the competition

not a major blow but kinda funny

Fat, old, unmotivated. Seth n User deserve every roast and neg
These two are the most disgusting drain in text since the one in User's bloated leg

if you could've made some kind of double meaning out of "text" with relation to the leg drain, it would've made this bar hit harder. This is alright as it is

you're on the verge of death - man ur whole family should know
Insurance risk form.. checked all the boxes quickly like its a website cookies window

eh wasn't really feeling this one



fav bars from seth/user:
These vets in danger, both got a rep for molestin’ strangers
Cuz Mac been to more courts for taping legs than athletic trainers
Skinny faggot, keep talking and get punched in the neck
Stays debating Unions in discord, but can’t stay in one with his ex

fav bars from mac/sharp:
Stopped art for the kids but I'm the failure? That's absurd and it's twisted
You've created two things in your miserable life and one turned out autistic
User, you love my partner as much as you hate battling. Homie, listen:
An extreme desire to spoon Mac doesn't count as wanting to crush the competition



overall this was a cool battle, I dig all the personal jabs. It really came off as a battle between Seth/User vs. Sharp. The gingers had like one line aimed at Mac and I didn't really sense his presence much in the smack verse


this was a really close battle in my opinion. I think my least favorite bar of the battle was the "check all the boxes" bar because it was the only bar in the battle where it didn't feel super original, didn't have a personal tie-in, and wasn't really executed in a way that it has a strong sting on it. Ultimately I think that bar is the achilles heel in SMACK's verse that tipped the scales in favor of User/Seth for me.

good battle from both sides

v/ FatGingerZ

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