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Old 06-04-2019, 01:49 PM   #6
sral
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lmao said u were gonna post new disses daily but never did nothin though
good call faggot.. that 20 a day habit’s what lead to ur mothers stroke
fuck the jokes. i love good ole bahrz and ur past shit wack to me
regurgitating gay-jizz may Snowballing to an act of faggotry
got handed keys to RB’s house but ain’t tear up its old boards
for not ‘waking the neighbours’, I say that’s where we go hold yours
so u’re a golfer? u shoulda said, i wouldn’t of teed off on ur mother then
nah, we’re replaying the stroke just to give u something to Mulligan
fuck that bed ridden bitch. i ain’t here to make up the numbers
u won’t be smile uneven if strokey mcstrokeface has recovered
lame motherfucker tryna start a revolution at RB with our blueprint
but you just ape what came before you like the chart of evolution
couldn’t leave ur stupid hobby alone with ur mom at risk beside you
you still ‘faced dropping on the side’ even with Mrs Bayou
bitch you try too hard to give em what these nobodies want
surely King’s ransom shit before to not have to hold you to one
homie could NOT pay me to take that time and drop in his thread
for u it’s text over everythin.. even the hospital bed ur mom hadn’t left
god that’s depressing. no wonder u drink after seein her suppin straws
fuck it, y’all can bond over your newly found mutual love of sauce
been drunken boarding to forget the reason you started up
shame that bottle between feeds cant replicate the feeling of fatherhood
see it was hard enough you hearing your mother was out blind
but Home is where the heart is, & now she look like she Downs-eyesed 24
bitch sound like Hush mall cart and shit. fuck you and ur fuckin mom
u finished second best to me last time, and now i sensory loss coming on
you got a job in logistics as some faggot export sales appointee
& that bitch need help just moving things from point A to point B
ya boy feeding the retard leftover drool scraped from her jaw
with his marmalade on the sheets, cuz she can’t eat unaided no more
don’t say it’s in poor taste for me to call u her nurse maid in here
i let it fly cuz u been getting by on retarded wordplay for YEARS
can’t blame the beers, but now both u bitches got problems drinking
one big difference here’s i Craft Tales, not drown my sorrows in ‘em
been on a liquid confidence binge but this a wake up call for u faggot
every single barfly, u just bored cuz u had it good before u were married
now ur autism challenged ass got a mom with weak muscular tissue
but her facial droop means direct eye contacts no longer an issue
pussy u drink too much. no wonder ur marriage on the rocks
if she the ‘balling chain around ur neck’ i’ll gladly break it off
save the sob story for mom on why u ghost when they put her under
if paybacks a bitch, I guess ischaemic strokes are a motherfucker
this number crunching faggot works a job where he’s bored
his moms a number cruncher too, 3 square meals on a hospital ward
wife wants a divorce cause you still ain’t quit opening brews yet
no self-respecting alcoholic would drink Canada Dry over a Moosehead
told us ur moving house, maybe try calling ur stupid bitch mom
i hear she has a new ward robe you could use when she’s gone
jacuzzis my job, but since he spent visiting hour writing for King
clearly time and attention’s what he need to apply to his kin 50
cryou’s a bitch flipping concepts & now he’s got him a property
he’s about to finally learn the true cost of him Borrowing
bitch you robbed my shit and ain’t make it known who to credit
bro thats pathetic, for stealing from larceny opponent can get it
noone’s respected you in ANY hobby you took up and struggled
that’s why ur a scratch golfer proven barely a cut above Knuckle
pussy go cuddle your dying mom cuz she looks sick to death
i can’t tell if it’s aphasia seeing orofacial never kiss again
autism spectrum bingo winner, can’t keep him from bottling up
you clearly love drinking, cause u always be sotted as fuck
lost to me once already, so I been waiting to air you out
fucked with a mentalist forgetting I made one of ur whereabouts
scary how close I hit home even when I’m just fucking with you
I’m glad ur house bound, but even more so your mother is too
wife looking confused as to why u aint giving her pipe right
them ‘come to bed eyes’ bored waiting for u to finish a fight night
bitch its the highlight of ur existence u taking this loss today
ur whole careers a house built on sand, it’s too soft terrain
ur on the range while ur own mother in pain as shes suffering
only checked on her once u heard she’s a Fairway to recovery
ur paid by a company to sit at a desk job and disperse stuff
what Blue Collar Shift is an insult to anybody that’s worked one
my horror perversion ain’t got shit on his drinking daily ass
you’ll see how far gone he is once he gets drunken dipsomaniac
bitches brain is damaged, ur back texting as shes barely recovered
not only are u pure aids, so’s every meal prepared for ur mother
I’ll Tony Blair Witch the fucking retard til that horror is no more
then bury her in one of the plot holes the genre is known for
go pour u a drink pussy. u aint an expert cuz the shit u chug’s dear
u prolly think Homer Simpson’s a faggot cuz all he drink is Duff beer 80
ur drunk near daily, of course i ain’t believe golf’s really a sport
no need to Beer Bitch about it just cuz that’s how they treat u on course
ur mom speaks with a drawl faggot and still no-one seizure legit
since u heart attack lines so much, here’s 500 to read to that bitch
weirdo was sitting at her death bed making sure his verse wasn’t late
u got a nerve ending ur visit early when hers no longer work in her face
there is a way u could save money finding somewhere decent to buy
fuck off and go live in that stupid ass stent that keeps her alive
even ur wife finding it tough being ignored every night by a drunk
cause she ain’t even drink, but a warm Dickens Cider’s a must
tried to become a lawyer, settled for sales like the fag you are
ur an alcoholic, of course you weren’t making it passed the bar
fat retarded bitch for a mom and you said she was over it all
but Diffabled done changed now that she can no longer walk
don’t even talk about my job when u rely on Seth for them jokes
i ain’t sell hot tubs, I just sauna benefits in letting him know
spectrumophobic married salesman of the year’s options are short
that’s why he’s clients worldwide, yet he never contacts a broad
ur mom and a spork incompatible. ur a piece of shit in human form
not onlys she the cream of vegetable soup, she drinks it thru a straw
ur too autistic to get any puss either side of the spectrum
only bitch looking Blue in the face almost died while u texted
ur life is pathetic. you’re lame as her lip with no feeling in
bitch I’m fitting to kill, ur scrawny ass barely fit in a smedium
seeing u quit smoking to vape from a robocock is just stupid
way u crown Juul’s makes me wanna kick urs til u stop reproducing
dawg been a loser since DaShadyBoard where he’d beg attention
only thing that Stans out’s his inner fanboy when Em is mentioned
u’ve necked a beverage for every horror movie I’ve fuckin trashed
drunken faggot must be mad as fuck I’ve a bigger love of Cannes
bitch ur mumble rapper mom stays struggling to state facts
Bags’ sex life took a backseat to the weekend muscles her face has
lame faggot must be the blandest motherfucker on earth
but sayin u bang average gives ur wife credit she doesn’t deserve
pussy u thirty-somethin. midtier n middle aged, fuck u a legend?
when you been at the centre of everything BUT our attentions
you’re putting a never-was up against the coldest killer
if u were ever Flavour Of The Month, it’s cuz ur so vanilla
stroke disfigured ur moms face and now u’ll never kiss again
facial droop so lower lip ends where her second chin begins
bitch u been showing up to her speaking in japanese overdubs
she own a mug with a face all down the one side like a Toby Jug’s
lonely drunk retarded faggot, kill yourself and down some more
ass burgers must be tough as fuck to swallow without the sauce

lmao this a WAR

you still way off though my guy, you've only got about 310 @Blue Bayou
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