[Amen]

Originally Posted by El Muffin

Ho is ambitious .tried 2 impress w/ sum decent box
She's on the 'Trail to success: Aka " I totally 'Hiked Up' my dress just to 'Reach the Top"
This was ok.
Friend of erections . her job hunt had u on the edge of depression
U drove her to Orientation: and upon picking her up she had Completely Lost her Sense of Direction
Another ok bar.
^coz she Fkd the entire staff. N that's what set u apart
So bro I KNOW this pic isn't the only time she's been Surrounded by Wood n Stepped on a Heart
Dope picture reference.
U were infatuated. C'monnn dude it's apparent
u thought she was Head over Heels too? Nah she just sucked dick for those shoes that she's wearin
Another good picture reference.
Fun when u met her. Too bad she dumped u for better
Now shes putting her Best Foot Forward . Unfortunately that fkn thing resembles one of a Lepers
Didn't like this one much.
Dis lil "British" bitch's snatch wud slurp up a member
So if her bio reads '100 Pounds, Soaking Wet'- its not jus her Weight: its an Ad for services rendered
Lol, good.
Arrested for a prostitution ring. Guaranteed she bargained a grip
N bro ion mean to Fucking Judge..but she did just THAT to get her charges dismissed
Saw this play coming once I got to the concept, lol. Ok, tho.
U picked her outfit . so ur color coordination should bring some applause
But closest SHE gettin to Color Coordinates is GPS'in MY Blk ass when ur out drinkin w/ Lars
Ok, could have been a little more harsher on the execution, IMO.
^ N now her conversion is what u seem 2 battle
Girl luvs da BBC: n when she Broke the News u tried drownin urself in the 'English Channel'
This was ok.
Walked in that room excited. Post pic? Mourned her condition
Its Gotta be an Oddjob auditionin to be a Bond Girl when u jus end up in a Porn w/ a Midget
Wait, what?
Indeed she's pleasin sum cock. U plead that the sleaze wud jus stop
N ion mean to Burst her Bubble but whatever the FUCK that is on her knee needs to be popped
Probably your worst bar. Wasn't feeling this one - all thou it had potential.

Originally Posted by Jay Welsh

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Finals baby!

if anxiety over your baby cock don't kill you, hopin excess prescripts will
feels tense cus his Extenze to despise him being reliant on his dick pills
Lol - cool recent personal.
This gunt disgusts me, hangin over a cunt it could never hope to hide
So wide i took a baseball bat to the bitch an didnt touch either side
Nah... Wack.
Right, we tired of the essays.. *sighs* we know its all lies
you act like such a big girls blouse you wrappin yourself around this is no surprise
Lol, ok.
Look, If you had a chip on your shoulder she'd eat it with sauce
Lmao they say Big is beautiful but she got a body like Christopher Wallace stripped to his smalls
Lol, ok.
An LULZ cus muff aint even black, she just darkens what she passes
Cus when she said she's had a thin frame since age six she clearly meant her glasses
This needed a more harsher execution man... Really light.
She needs classes for her lack of self confidence, shit couldnt be clearer
This bitch is so annorexic even i can see the fat chick looking back in her mirror
I would have utilized fat bitch instead of fat chick looking bacl - referencing muff's little image thing of him and his back story of being over weight. Would have been a creative personal shot utilizing the image.
Look at her.. im scared to death, im scared to look,
Muffs withdrawal got him shook cus he took one look at her right hand an was hooked
Cool picture reference but again, light on the execution.
You a half way crook while I take buck shots at deer fool
We both got Game, yet when it comes to head i wouldnt even mount hers to my wall
Wasn't feeling this one. Cool concept but would have preferred a different route taken on the execution.
Im cool, like a head hunter takin ya head off before your body register
catch a red dot from the 5 that'll burst your bubble, thats shootin the messenger
This was good.
That nose is so irregular...her face looking ghostly dude
bitch must have powered her nose with the same bag of meth that Joie used
Decent.
Yo an if she asks "Does my bum look big in this?" just forfeit Muff...
cause she's an elephant in a fuckin basque, corset does!!!!
Decent.

Definitely a nice finals match up man. Jay's come a long way and definitely got nice at picture battling for sure. Each round he's utilized the pictures to create witty concepts with decent to good executions man, so props. Muff does what he does best and did a fucking dope job creating concepts out of nothing, IMO. Close battle as far as utilizing image for ammo but from a conceptual and execution perspective - Muff takes this with more effective punches. I think his ability to make concepts out of nothing was dope - like the Step on the heart - thought that was really dope. Jay had some nice concepts but failed to harshly execute them. Example, glasses frame - felt this could have been wayyyy harsher then the way it was delivered. Again, dope match up fellas - mega props and reps to both for a good showing.

v/Muff