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Old 09-14-2019, 01:19 PM   #2
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'Battle Bars Pt.1'

I am a Light in white cerebral darkness; heat a knife blade in a microwave than slash a terroist(tear a wrist) for doing bad deeds; I'm a rabbit without the rabbit's foot; but with his penis!
I've seen venus; exploded my penis in a dime piece; than went behind a priest and exorcism'ed him with a time machine and knife blade; i put darkness in a triangle like your mother's pussy!


I'm a white kid with a white dick & a white ass; then my mother calls me a faggot; put a knife through my asshole so i can use a knife!
I'm the dick that says "Lilac" on the top of his penis
I'm a white kid with a dick that says "I'm the dick that says "I'm the dick that says "I'm the dick that says "I'm the dick that says "Lulu" on the top of his dick
I'm the dick that says "Suck my white ass dick" on its dick
I'm the white kid with a dick that says "I'm the white kid with a dick that says"

My patterns are hazardous to the fountain of truth; I slapped a jew in the head; than fled to a zoo; exorcism'ed a blue animal; ate danimals; than slapped a jew for the flU!
I'm flyer than exorcism'ed on airplanes; spade a great dane; than shoot my blade through a bazooka; I put time out on a terrorist; and he exploded into a million pieces!


I'm a liar; I'm a thief; I'm a spy; I'm a witch; I'm a wizard; I'm a necromancer; I'm an oracle who talks with a dead person; I'm a witch who's in charge of her own funeral business; I'm a brawler who fights for the cause of justice; and I'm the last of the old-time fighters who fought 'till there was night; I'm a witch who is the daughter-in-law of the king of England, and her name is Elizabeth of York; and I'm a princess who's in charge of her own coronation and coronation ceremony, and I'm the first to stand up and wave

fought machine guns on time with wetback white ants; slapped a beamer with twenty violins; silent member of the prophet hanging's of 63!
I'm a bingo intellect; spotted a cainine than snapped it's neck; than snapped a pig snout that was the dalmation doggy from around the 'block'; post mortem balloon sex; I've killed zillions of pennies with a pie the size of 3.14 planets!


I'm a little girl who couldn't get a word in edgeways; took up a book and wrote a poem about a bird called Munchkin and ate it on the spot; a girl who threw a rock that fell off the building and into a pond; a girl who tried to find a way to put all the world's problems into two sentences; a girl who found a book (A. K. Leibniz was writing on the same topic in 'Grundriss') on which the word 'pity' was made up and then read aloud to herself, then she read it aloud to herself again; a baby.
A baby can get you a job.

Offer grasshopper punches to twin towers; i offered the twin towers grasshopper punches; than slit a venus fly traps throat tongue; and hung upside down from a tree trunk!
I made the seas sunk deep beneath a honey bee's trunk; I killed 20 bat demons in hell's black Lucifer devil cathedral; than spat in the face of Saint Peter!


I put ten thousand souls into hell; but I found the heart of Saint Anthony on the front row with no soul left; thus Saint Anthony was forced to become a priest to stay alive!
I used my own two eyes to see the devil in all his glory; and then I became the Devil!
I used a giant's brain to find God within a human!
I killed a leopard in a bamboo grove; and now I'm a leopard-king!
I took the head of a tiger; and now I'm the king of tigers! (Laughter.)
I got a great giant's head for every one of my brothers and sisters on earth, for my mother is a saint!
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