These dem debates be like
Moderator: "What are your plans for the first 30 days regarding immigration"?
Dem Candidate: "What's going on with immigration in this country is terrible. I know a guy named Pedro. He has dreams of coming to America to be a breakdancer but he has 2 left feet and when he does the worm it looks like he's humping the ground. He got separated from his 4 kids who were all forced to live in the sewers and become ninja turtles"
Moderator: "Right, but do you have a plan for immigration?"
Dem: "I do."
Moderator: "....Can you elaborate?"
Dem: "Look, nothing is worst than what's going on with the Trump administration"
*crowd bursts into uproarious applause*
Dem: "Me llamo enchiladas"
Last edited by Answer; 06-28-2019 at 08:37 AM.
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