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30 & probs still a virgin too.. ur clout the worst, boss
This nerd’s lost. How u gon’ name urself Coop.. & not know the first thing bout a bird’s box

kinda funny, solid opener

What a whiner! What can u offer except not writing properly... please
Obviously Coupon mags... since he cry bout how much guns are costing the league

Nah, I like the idea but this didn't fully make sense to say that he's "on mags"

U crying for attention. NC’s wanna see my hands hitting his mug
Next week we hope it’s more Tear Breakdowns... followed by slashed wrists in the tub

I think this mightve landed a littleee harder if you wrote this out as "Tier". Overall a solid bar, though I've seen tier/tear and breakdown/breakdown concepts done before (just not together). I like the wording. I definitely feel like you've gotten more aggressive with it. Solid bar

How long u been around & STILL bring Ancient concepts?! S’why ur the weakest
Keep tabling those Fragile Antiques... no wonder u wrong foot & it all falls to pieces

Eh nah not feeling this one

Ur trash so why u here?? Can’t be a hidden agenda, I’m sure this kid is nuts
if there’s EVER a glint in ur eye... it’s just reflecting off the blade before I spill ya guts

this is cool

Style ain’t been hot in ANY decade or era so u can bet he’s a gonna
I’mma break glass & put 2 shards to the base of ur neck like a 70’s collar

Not exactly sure what kind of fashion style you're referencing, but its pretty self explanatory and the ideas cool.


Always running ya gums, but you fumbled ya guns in that weak assault
FUCK your lil drive to win, only noise you making's a screeching halt

cool opener

Just another washed, faggoty white clown who gets sad when he writes down
You couldn't be in the 'Zone, on fire, if you lived in Minneapolis right NOW

wouldve hit a little harder if this wasnt shortened to zone but ok current event bar

Look how mad he gets, pipe down. <- I'm sure ya girl deals with that often
Ain't had good wood in so long, she startin to see the appeal of a coffin

i like this idea, maybe the set-up couldve been a little better tied into the idea of his girl wanting to kill herself but the rest is cool

Never broke her back. He snorting w/ laughter cuz he nose it's fact
His flow so wack, last time he had a LOTB, must've been coke vs crack

lol not the most original bar but the angle on it's kinda fresh and it's funny

Battle's been done. I dumbed it down, don't pretend that you don't get me
Show N Prove? All the 'proof' you got wouldn't get a 10 yr old girl tipsy

nah not feeling this, could've been executed better

Your verse? Read every line? We'd rather kill you & be legally blind
He can't steal our breath away, so he'll just diluting the league of its time

grammatically this doesnt make sense on both interpretations, and I did do a diluting wp in the past vs. seth so it weakens the hit for me. meh closer



highlights:
birds box, glint in ur eye vs. coffin, screetching halt

this was a close battle in my eyes, I had to reread a couple times to really determine a winner. I felt like the biggest miss in this battle was wand's antique bar, I just wasn't feeling it. Everything else from both coop and wand was at least decent, I think you both did a good job of being consistent overall, but someone has to win and someone has to lose

v/ coop