[Mike Wrecka]

8-15-13 Week 4 WCL


Res ipsa loquitur = “the thing speaks for itself.”




Eddie was a comedian on the circuit, a ventriloquist,
he could make the audience laugh without movin his lips,
the back and forth banter between him and his dummy,
seemed like self deprecating humor, that was genuinely funny,
his puppet was named Buddy, and was exceptionally mean,
verbally destroying the man that controlled him was the theme,
this was the part that people found most amusing,
cause Eddie actually looked like his ego was taking a bruising,
they had a bit, Eddie would drink water while still making him talk ,
and Buddy would say "this fag likes to swallow, its the only way he gets off",
after the show all the promoters could never understand,
why even backstage, the comic kept Buddy firmly placed on his hand,
and have the puppet making demands, like suckah pay up,
the club owners would roll their eyes like come on Eddie enough is enough,
but it was never enough, Buddy would talk and then talk some more,
people even overheard the two conversing as they walked out the door


next day at home he was awoken, from a really deep sleep,
by a sound in his driveway, the closing door of a jeep,
it was a reporter, for an interview about a show in the upcoming week,
Eddie opened the door with his hand covered, hidden beneath a sheet,
the reporter said, " Ed do you have a few minutes to speak?",
ive interviewed all the comedians on the bill, your is the last one I need to complete,
he said, "come in, lets get this over with, go head take a seat",
and yes I sometimes keep my hand covered, don't think of me as a freak,
its just this is how I make a living, so I don't want it to get injured or weak,
so I do daily lotion treatments, and try to use it the least,
the reporter said "I saw your show, you and buddy killed the crowd",
and id love to see him up close, I really hope that's ok and allowed,
that's when he heard Buddys voice, it was muffled and loud,
something about let me out, I want to make father proud,
Eddie yelled shut up before he could finish the sentence,
the reporter was convinced that he was an insane schizophrenic,
so he gave him a look and he cracked, that's all that it took,
he said fine want the fuckin truth, ill open the book,

listen motherfucker! I have a twin brother,
and after our birth, we were never separated from each other,
so instead of having us made fun of as kids,
my father decided to put us into showbiz,
he wrote the jokes until his heart attack,
now Buddys the talent and im just a hack,
have you put it together? now that ive revealed my past,
I don't control the dummy, Buddy wears it as a mask,
just to make it clear so you fully understand,
he never fully developed and is attached to my hand!,
so I guess there is only one thing left to do,
take off the sheet and introduce Buddy to you!



8-8-13 Week 3 WCL

TOPIC : Mickey Deez Nuts by Copycat

Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order please?


ya ok

ill take a number eight, filled with sodium benzoate,
the artificial additives added in just make me salivate,
I want super sized servings of ammonium aspartate,
as I try all the sides of triglycerides that my body can tolerate,
and its only a dollar? great!, preservatives preserve my passion,
so im gonna keep eating value fries until my chairs collapsin,
give me altered potatoes from pesticide filled soil,
then deep fry it in partially hydrogenated soy bean oil ,
and let me get a number six, that pic is eye candy for my optics,
my love of byproducts is an instant synopsis,
if all this food is filled with is chemicals and poison,
then that's exactly the deliciousness that ill be enjoyin,
yes! this is what it feels like to really be alive,
biting into a big mac with extra calcium peroxide,

would you like a drink with that?

ofcourse

give me the cup with a swimming pools appearance,
and fill it up with ice and high fructose corn syrup,
oh and cant forget the kids, I see you have a real deal,
a toy with a processed burger packaged as a happy meal,
what a steal, wait im feelin kinda drowsy on top of hungry,
see let me get a large coffee harvested from a third world country,

does that complete your order


yes I believe that does it, how much am I in debt,
to use my body as a test tube chemistry set
don't worry I do this every single day,
and the FDA tells me that everything is gonna be ok