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Old 08-12-2013, 12:50 AM   #9
Strikta
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I'ma break down both verses & go from there..

Joe Metts:

I said..



It's a fact that u wack so back to back? Nah. This dudes lines don't land or hit
mines'll DDT him on a thesaurus until he realizes he won't be the 2 time champ of shit
...Nice open
we should put something on the line. yaknow? just to give it a stamp
i think putting ur jersey collection up would be symbolic, since they'd fit me like a champ
...lol
n is this pussy kidding wit me. a ref stoppage is the prediction from me
n after he gives the Bella ring, Al'll turn into a Total Diva n channel his inner Nikki n Brie
...Ok
n bey slaughtered you. nah he daughtered you n you can't even say shit
the finals being Bayless has boggled my mind daily more then he does Stephen A. Smith
...Aero did a flip like this in last years Fall Brawl, this didn't work for me
plus you lost Rd. 3. this 3 times in 1 tourney someones eatin him up
i ain't talking OM writers when i say i should CopyPat since he already ethered this punk
...Dope
i was slicing him up pre-battle. son was down n out before this
....he had two cuts before the showdown. this battles on some Around The Horn shit
...Solid
n fuck your whore bitch. you prolly never put your face in that box
tryna put that square in that triangle reminds this retard too much of playing w/ blocks
...Ok
they say that u hot but all he needs is a couple seconds to realize defeat
cuz he about to finish 2nd n end up being the 2nd dead bitch we seen online this week
...Ok
see, i joined this to prove im still the best so it'd be useless to stop here
it just sucks that ur verses are so '05 beating u will only reiterate that i used to be top tier
...This was nice
it's my time to champ the classic n this fucking guy won't do shit
...you being a Legend of the Summer is definitely Justified but i just wrote the Blueprint
...Decent close

Vs.

Alvin Karpis:

Deep down you’re soft, there’s no way you’re winning this shit
I bet the voices in your head sound like an out of breath veritas mimicking vic
...lol
I pitty this bitch, 1 punch will leave ya face lookin black and blue
You’ll tell everybody you Cottonelle & how I wiped my ass with you
...Kinda forced, I dig what u were tryna do tho, still dope in a way
You’re a pussy ginger and your whole style is gay
Now it makes sense how Masaii can smell you from a mile away
...Nah
Been battling on the net for years & I’ll be honest you’re wack
Joe Webb legacy faded fast so no wonder Christian ponder is back
...Decent
Dohpe this dohpe that, with votes you always needed a crutch
Deon told joe he’s fat and he’s like ‘tu che De’, nah really you’re sneaky as fuck
...This didn't work for me
You’re like 300lbs of no talent and I’m sick of your pictures
I bet you chant Candyman 3x in the mirror hoping for a twix or a snickers
...lmao
Joes has zero game, I don’t embellish we can tell he hurts
How the fuck you gonna borrow my jersey & have it looking like a belly shirt?
...Ok
You’re a soft coward, overhyped, reps gone and lost power
Don’t think you can take netcees by Storm cuz he clowned you off prowlers
...Cool personal
& stop riding richard corey and butler, you claim they’re the best right?
Faggot the way you love butt and dick I’m starting to question ya sex life
...Eh
You have that b-more pride and you’re makin it known
You’re gay and a clone, just another Raven coming out thanks to Simone
...Nice close

This battle was doope. Tough to call... in quotes I'd say they're about the same.. tho I think Joe was a bit more consistent & had the better non quotes. This could go either way.. Joe just slugged throughout where Karp jabbed & threw a cpl haymakers. Both came dope af to me.. but I'm edging this to Joe Metts. Could go either way. Props to both.

Vote- Joe Metts
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