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Old 07-25-2014, 12:51 AM   #3
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NO SHOW SHINE

Aero the Apex:

2009 Username swept you, that's the last time you had relevance
For perspective
It's also the year MJ died and Barack became the first black president
This is a no show verse, it's sad you heartless
On the plus side I'll have dope lines for Murda Sho or Alvin Karpis
My plan worked, hype the battle & make you so afraid you couldn't cope
Then I'd drop a late night key style knowing you wouldn't show
You're a fag, I'll have beams pointed at this red head for the torture
So many red dots on your face that have nothing to do with your genetic disorder
Voters don't get that? All red heads freckles, you're a gay writer
Tet's such a panzee Mike Wrecka wants to put him in the ring with an MMA fighter
I get pussy, I could get 50 girls to score with
Last time I could name even 6 to sextet was a musical performance

Destroyer:

how the fuck u even get let back into the summer classic scene tho?
when u shit all over the first take like u were making 'suck my cockuccino'
listen chico, I'm old and losing hair, but it's u who needs to quit
so please forgive my New York lisp when I say that alopecia shit
i fire off space jam weapons to defeat a challenge
so u can call me Marvin the Martian when I bring the Heat Ray Allen
des will leave u stranded in locks, after i slam u with shots
until Al is in chains screaming 'I'm the man in the box'
I'm gonna find u, & run u over in a truck or range rover
scrape u off the street & make Allen stew, like it's the fucking Hangover
u ain't clever bitch & this is as far as u will ever get
anyone saying Allen & 'round three' is talking bout how many organs I left u with

BROKE LESNAR:

ur a pathetic loser and never been called a boyfriend
cuz whenever u vent ur sob stories, ur dates would rather crawl through one to avoid them
n' if u DO have a girl, bruh? I'm fucking with the mood
have ur bitch Naked and Afraid......u'll come home while I'm in the bush rummaging for food
u got that eligible bachelor swag but it's certainly fake
cuz any hag u dip ur wiccan would beg to be tied down...to a post and burned at the stake
pretty ur broad up b4 I get caught in some penal thing
ur bitch too cheap to get me off, but I'm still going to slammer....Rawn MacDon's legal team
ur most creative "BROKE" lines too obvious n' way soft
while those np's Defuse bomb,I hope u fail at that too n' blow ur disgusting fucking face off
back when I left NC u were BARELY considered mid-tier
3 yrs later n' u've still yet to Evolve, ironic isn't it? since it took him NS'ing for u to get here
15 total wins: 11 of those were NS's and only 4 legit, this some important shit..

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Originally Posted by important shit
Defiant [VS] Evolve [Defiant wins by NS]
Defiant (2-3) vs texcellence (2-1)-Def wins via NS
Cymbicort (1-2) vs Defiant (1-3) - DEFIANT WINS BY NS
Defiant vs. Blanco Bishop - DEFIANT WINS BY NS
RD1: God of War vs. Defiant. - {Defiant. wins by NS}
John Hensley vs. Defiant {Defiant wins by NS}
Defiant vs. Ctrl Alt Elite {Defiant wins by NS}
non azn Bob vs Defiant {Defiant wins by NS}
Hollywood vs. Defiant {Defiant wins by NS}
Defiant vs. Arch. {Defiant wins by NS}
Defiant vs. NaymikZ. {Defiant wins by NS}
..cuz if ur 4-15 since NC force-closed, close the thread..this faggot should be forced to quit
ur concepts BEEN stale n'them garbage flips are a waste
trust me Defile fucking murder u......then do that and draw little sharpie dicks all over ur face

Predictions


murda sho [VS] Aero the Apex
murda sho is coming off a victory vs the NBL Champion so he has to be the favorite to win here. Aero already used his scare tactic once this tournament. He's fooling no one here this round. If both show this should be a good battle.

Winner: murda sho 60/40

BROKE LESNAR [VS] Tic Tac
BROKE LESNAR has been beasting his opponents into submission. So much so they refuse to show. Tic Tac has the ability to come pretty nice but hasn't really shown it this tournament. Hopefully both put up there best and make this interesting.

Winner: BROKE LESNAR 75/25

Destroyer [VS] Bags
LOOOOOOOOOOL. It's sort of hilarious how this ended up happening. Bags coming out of his hiatus to be a reserve and being placed into the same bracket as Allen Knight and Destroyer. Either way that battle ended this round would've been interesting. I expect a plethora of personals and funny lines. Do not disappoint Netcees. @BROKE LESNAR must vote on this battle.

Winner: Bags 100/0

ill nik-A [VS] Orc
ill nik-A aka Mr. Consistency versus an Orc most people have kind of disappointed with looking at the votes. Orc hasn't really been tested yet this tournament and has written down to his competition. I think ill nik-A is going to drop more than a few hay makers here so hopefully Orc matches ill nik-A here and makes this battle a dope one.

Winner: ill nik-A 60/40
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