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Old 12-04-2018, 12:29 PM   #1
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Exclamation LMAO WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BIZARRO LIPPED WORLD ARE WE LIVING IN WHERE ‘CEREBRAL PALSY/ CEREBRAL PAWS, SEE’ IS CONSIDERED GOOD EVEN ON THE LAST BASTION OF TEXT AND 3 + 3 - 2 APPARENTLY EQUALS 3 ITSELF NOW? (NETCEES JEWS LARS A TOURNEY WIN YET AGAIN. B

SO THIS FAGGOT LIPTON TEA GUZZLING ZELPH CHEATED ME OUT OF HIS TOURNEY FINAL ON SOME BITCHASS SHIT. FOR REAL.

I WAS TIED UP WITH RYNO (LOL I KNOW, TERRIBLE DUMBASS VOTERS SHAME ON YOU) BUT CAME FROM 0-3 DOWN TO DRAW LEVEL.

THE THREAD THEN GETS CLOSED UP QUICK BY THIS CLEFT FACED LOSER THAT COULD NEVER BE MY PALETTE ALL WITHOUT EVEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COME IN WITH A TIEBREAKER VOTE TO DECIDE A WINNER, SO IM DECLARED TO HAVE LOST? FUCK THAT SHIT. YOU LOST AT BIRTH. YOU LOST WHEN YOUR BOTTOM LIP SWALLOWED YOUR UPPER ONE IN THE BIRTH CANAL AND YOUR DEFORMED FACE DISAPPOINTED YOUR SHITHEAD PARENTS BEFORE THE DOC EVEN SLAPPED YOUR ASS TO SEE IF YOU WERE ALIVE. HEAD NURSE PROLLY SPANKED YOU IN THE FACE YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSCRACK FOR A MOUTH LOOKING WEIRDO FAGGOT. NO WONDER YOU TALK SO MUCH SHIT. YOUR TEXT AS BUTTCHEEKS AS YOUR TOURNEYS AND REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR. YOU WERE LITERALLY BORN AN ASSHOLE. HOW THAT FEEL THOUGH, KNOWING THAT? LIKE I GIVE A SHIT HOW THAT FELT YOU PATHETIC FUCKING ZIPPER MOUTHED TERRANCE AND PHILIP COPYING LAME. FUCK YOU X2.

MUST HAVE LOST YOUR MIND AS WELL AS RESPECT/TOP LIP/CREDIBILITY. THIS SOME SHADY FAGGOT SHIT FORREAL. YOU TRYNA DISCREDIT DULLBOYS VOTE WHEN HES VOTED ALL TOURNEY AND THEYVE COUNTED IN EVERY OTHER BATTLE SO FAR? DULLBOY BEEN INFINITELY MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU IN TEXT AT ANYTHING HE’S CHOSEN TO TURN HIS HAND TO. HES ARCHIVED MORE. WON MORE. IS LESS OF A FUCKING WEIRDO TO LOOK AT. HOW CAN YOU STRAIGHT OVERLOOK SOMEONES OPINION WHEN THEYRE EVEN BETTER THAN YOU ARE? SHITHEAD. YOU PRAISED CEREBRAL PAWS SEE EARLIER IN THE TOURNEY DESPITE ALL YOUR PEERS CALLING IT WACK. YOUR OPINION ISNT WORTH LIP TO ME. OH SORRY, I MEANT ZIP. FUCK YOU. SAME DIFFERENCE FAGGOT.

PLUS KARAOKE VOTED FOR ME AND HIS OPINION ALONE INVALIDATES RYNOS, FLOWS AND YOURS IMHO SO IF YOU WANNA TAKE DULLS VOTE AWAY FROM ME, SURELY RYNOS WACK ASS DESERVES TWO TAKING AWAY FROM HIM MORE SO FOR HAVING SUCH INCREDULOUS MORONIC VOTERS? THATS MY OPINION AT LEAST

VOTES AS STANDS WENT LIKE THIS:

Ryno
Flow
You

vs

Lars
Karaoke
Dullboy

3 + 3 - 2 DOESNT EQUAL 3 IDIOT

SHIT WAS TIED AT 3-3 AND SHOULD HAVE GONE TO A DECIDING VOTE OR PUT US BOTH IN THE FINAL IN A THREEWAY

THATS HOW SHIT WORKS YOU DUMBASS DIRTY PIG PIECE OF SHIT

FUCK YOU

NETCEES NEED TO QUIT TRYNA JEW ME OUT OF SHIT I WIN CLEARLY

PLUS YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TOURNEY FINALS GIMMICK IS WACK AS FUCK ANYWAYS

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