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Ron Burgundy's verse

Michael's broke as fuck, while I get cake...I know this guy is just jealous
How the fuck are you going to have NO paper...but spend your whole life trynna sell it?!
This idiot's got no sensor, keeps offending people...you stay looking for shit to out
It's no wonder you cooked your foot on that grill...you're always putting it in your mouth
Never seen a face so horrid...when you approach them, girls get cross
That's an UGLY mug...ANY chick would prefer the one that says "Worlds Best Boss"
You can catch him prowling gay bars. You stay fucking fags, right?
No one wanna hear that Scott ish...But we all know this dude LOVES to bag pipe
This homo hates hetero porn. He prefers dicks...and he likes to stroke'em
So, anytime a Man Loves a Woman...I GUARANTEE we'll see Michael Bolton


Michael Scott's verse

Scott got bars. but the finals involving this fakes a mystery.
You ain't the Champ, he's just gona hold u sobbing when I take this victory/
Cut this nigga then feed him to the fishs for bein' bland n corny.
When I'm talm bout Ron, choppas, and sharks - it ain't a MacDon fantasy story/
I'm gona dent Ron skull 'til this fuckin' maggot falls.
They'll all be sayin' a "Brick killed a guy" like the recap of your knuck brawl/
Ur bitch grindin' her hips on the G-d. U stay catchin' bananas.
I got her doin' that BackStir - while you cuddle with him in matchin' pajamas/



Cool finals, I plain and simple I had Ron with no real misses. I thought the Anchor man and Burgundy on the news were alright but a little predictable. This one could boil down to preference in approaches, but I thought Ron's punches were harder hitting and Mike was funny, but wasn't as consistent. Good shizz guise

V/Ron