Ron Burgundy's verse
Michael's broke as fuck, while I get cake...I know this guy is just jealous
How the fuck are you going to have NO paper...but spend your whole life trynna sell it?!
This idiot's got no sensor, keeps offending people...you stay looking for shit to out
It's no wonder you cooked your foot on that grill...you're always putting it in your mouth
Never seen a face so horrid...when you approach them, girls get cross
That's an UGLY mug...ANY chick would prefer the one that says "Worlds Best Boss"
You can catch him prowling gay bars. You stay fucking fags, right?
No one wanna hear that Scott ish...But we all know this dude LOVES to bag pipe
He's landed like 2 girls his whole life...There's no one you're seeing, just stop it
You've BARELY been able to manage one bitch...let alone the three in your office
This homo hates hetero porn. He prefers dicks...and he likes to stroke'em
So, anytime a Man Loves a Woman...I GUARANTEE we'll see Michael Bolton
Dude's got a mental disorder. Someone PLEASE make this fucker see shrinks
They brought you back for the last episode...but you've probably had another three since
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Originally Posted by Answer
The BrainLord is in my top 5 content wise on the strength of what I’ve read from him on NC in recent years. I’d pick him to beat Answer over 20 lines
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