Craft beer drinker since like last year nigga
But im not a fag about it
I just wanna have a stout if
The shit's nice and creamy
But only in the winter cause if it's thick I'm conceding
That I'd pre-fer an ale, fam. Defin-itely
I'm a wheat beer and pale fan in the dead of the heat
Incred-ib-ly ill flow son, but you gotta catch the hyphens
Sittin with my german homies, and we on the hefeweizen
I'm Johnny Depp the pirate except why is the beer gone?
Plotting with the pilot, with a bottle of pure vod
On a jet to Thailand sippin Mayan liqueurs, bombed
Until I'm on a sexy island straight wildin on beer pong
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My syllable count approximately a billion, bounce. You cannot compete.
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