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Old 03-03-2018, 06:10 PM   #7
El Muffin
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She joined a beastiality dating site, met a smod she trusted w/ her entire life
Sure they were tight.. till that camel took advantage of a member - then left w/ a smile like Allen Knight
(Pretty interesting but I don't like the association tied in with perceived salt to a moderator here? Idk .. Not my kind of angle)
Who the hell wheres winter clothes in the desert, gotdamn she not clever
But I’ll dress her up better, the next strap around her waist won’t be a sweater
(Nah)
This girl is cap, every light skinned creature in the pic dun dismantled that
No hydration kit.. but she still managed to gulp down the whole camel pack
(Ok)
U’ve been the cuck type. U let monsters smash every type of way
It’s obv u had a hotwife.. she even rode camels in the sun the entire day
(What lol this made me laugh idk why)
The pic mirrors our respective careers in text. Actually it's laughable
But u have one thing in common, both yall standed in the shadow of an animal
(Board association eh)
2 pairs of shades at the same time, damn that hoes flossin
Cnt tell if she’s twice as blind, or just tryna unite sights like Joe Boston
(Lol)
She left u for Better. Now all u talk about is how u love & miss her
Not even I would kiss her, she’s Got a hairlip so bad she cud b my fuckin sister
(Self diss eh)
And the kicker? Bitch went les after all the times yall had sex w/
Made a sharp turn to the other side. Look & peep the hand over hand method
(Eh )




It's just a game to her like sociopathic brains prefer and it certainly ain't PG,
her personality's shitty, I'd slap her with the belt as well and exclaim that it's GG.
(Gennady golvolkin or good game? Lol either way .. Nah)
I don't hate cheap clothes and slick hoes but this? No, she's easy even for hoodrats,
a hit on the four gets an easy nine for the score and nods from pool cats.
(Not super effective but clever)
This coked up broke slut rocking fake stuff or Zelph's been her sugar daddy doormat
just more wack for a hard to the core brat with a sore twat from store discount whore tacts.
(Nah . like the scheme but not feeling the punch)
Who would floor that dormant four kids with different fathers bored cat, Zelph did right to let go,
he saved himself from her gyns constant whining about the echo.
(Eh ok)
t isn't hard to pick facts when the doves flyin' away like: I wouldn't hit that
pile of more STDs than NCs combined history compiled on a 1 hour diss track.
(Ok)
Bitch is the slutty version of a shit pose, not loving that bellybutton pig nose,
altrustic shit show so cheap she's still wearing her hand me down kid-clothes.
(Lol cool lotb)
But she took hand me downs a step further, she went full blown retarded,
Zelph knows it, even the hosting site thought she's too much of a Target.
(Ok)
A prostitute that's doomed to lose. Zelph, what does this screen prove to you:

(I couldn't see all the material for the close)

Clooose

I think zelph had close to 2 quotes but the rest was up n extreme down .. Board associations that were a slight to other members n then self disses that I wasn't feeling . interesting verse tho

Obj had lotb n more ok lines but let me stress this is CLOSE

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