[Blas]

This side angle is lame, you looked a lot bolder from the front
If he’s clapping ANY cheeks, it’s when they bounce off his shoulders as he runs
looooool aight
There’s no saving this one, nice wink, what’s next, a brazen fist pump?
You look like a group of kids got together and slowly shaved a chipmunk
lmfao what
Whole face is jacked, I bet those cheeks cause massive cloggin'
The last time we saw a Fade this choppy, Teyana Taylor was dancing on it
loooool ok
Your face is FAT, I had no trouble trying to find that roll
But you can’t hide it when your pic is pixelated yellow more than Minecraft gold
LMAO
You posing in your home gym? C’mon Chunk, maybe the pic is bad?
Cuz I can tell that Tee’s more for Sleepytime than anything Lipton’s has
ehhhhh
Face is melting too, looking like a blemished taint
Or a 12-year-old recreated his picture using ONLY the Circle tool in MS paint
lmfaoooo its aight but it's comedy
Too fly for the chopsticks but thank you for Samsung
You drive in real life like I drive in GTA... With fat thumbs
ok this was just lazy
You’re weak, he flexes and screams after he’s done
But with a face like that, the only Ring you’re entering is a human trafficking one
ahahahahahahaaha
Your set ups are a joke, and while I made those run-on’s famous
That Lip’s done worse things for money than the one on Shameless
sicKKKKK
You think you’re a monk? all pacifist with this shit for a stunt
We could drain the fluid from your cheeks and hydrate Flint for a month
L M A O

..


Your background? Being bullied in school is somethin this geek knows..
Fuck doors. Bro, you have trouble getting into the Hall more than Pete Rose.
solid, simple
Your features irk me. I’m gettin rid of this slouch fast..
i trust my intuition.. but my sinking feeling got NOTHING on the one that couch has.
lmaooooo fire
Fuck an extension. Yeah I was late but this dumb ass is done..
I drop at my own Convenience.. kinda like the Store u bought those sunglasses from.
meh ok
Weight got you suicidal. Go jump off a crest end or a bridge..
You’re Spencer in Jumanji. AnyBody can see you’re best friends with a Fridge.
ahahaha coo
Gotta start policing that pantry. Someone turn it herbal in there..
cuz being Fed’s such a problem for you they had to bring in Internal Affairs.
did not enjoy any part of this bar
I know you love my ink. 20 hr sesh but the itch disturbs me..
uhh this is the result of asking for a tattoo of the map to your fitness journey.
absolutely not
Sooooo yeah, now you’ve got a big decision to make.
get off the fuckin chair or see more of ‘compound break’ than a fuckin prison escape.
hah, cool concept, cool execution but a chair having a "compound break" is just silly
Orc called him Hodor. Nahhh that reference was lacking the hit..
cuz if the White Walkers saw HIM in front of their door they woulda just packed up & quit.
mehhhhhh
Single, fat, gay? Broo you gotta treat potato chips as a threat..
he loves a Sausage Party.. & the way Food talks to him will lead to his death.
lmaooo @ the setup, punch was kinda sus tbh ehhhh
Mannnnn I aint ready for his nonsense..
cuz i already killed this dude, but now his death is weighing heavy on my conscience.
Mahfucka.
loool aight

..

pretty clear user took this, had more comedy and both had different styles but res came pretty meh imo, seemed like he just rushed it and didn't really care too much. props to both tho

v/ user