However the fuck I got famous is truly a sin
I play the same fuckin retard in every movie I’m in
Ever since ’96 my career has gone south
That’s the year Brendan Fraser kicked me off of his couch
He went on to success and starred in The Mummy
While I went on to not being funny
I starred in In The Army Now -- what a childish movie
It just made people wish I’d really enlist and get killed in the line of duty
I also did Jury Duty -- that job ain't easy to do
Your honor, I find the defendant guilty of wheezing the juice
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I WIN!