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Originally Posted by HollaFrontOG
Anyone here from holla front? early 2000s?
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HELLO. YOU ARE NOW UNDER OATH AND BETROTHED TO YOUR TRUE HUSBAND THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THE PUBLIC HEARING WILL COMMENCE IMMEDIATELY
1) DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT PRIVATE MESSAGE JIN ON HF DURING HIS 106 AND PARK HEYDEY THAT YOU WOULD "MASSAGE HIS EGGROLL" IN A CONCILIATORY EXCHANGE OF SECRET TEXT BATTLE VOTES?
2) DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT COLLUDE WITH KNOWN RIKERS RESIDENT AND DOCUMENTED COMMISSARY SRIRACHA THIEF AND JIN ENEMY "CHINA MAC" IN AN ATTEMPT TO SEXUALLY AROUSE YOURSELF DUE TO HOMOEROTIC ALLEGORIES MADE IN SAID TEXT BATTLES
3) HAS @
veritas EXAMINED YOU FOR MALADROIT MENTAL ALACRITY, POSSESSION OF TEXT DEMONS AND THE DISSEMINATION OF SELF HATRED SUBLIMATED BY MEANS OF GAY ANIMAL SEX FOLLOWED BY A RUTHLESS EXAMINATION OF PAST HOF TEXT BATTLES IN A WHIRLWHORL MENAGERIE OF SEXUAL AROUSAL?
THE JURY IS WAITING