[Chill Phil]

I can't say Pokemon ever appealed to me.

But I did play Pokemon red up until I got to the caves where all the psychic Pokemon were. Never captured one 'cause surprise, they knew what my attacks were. Or they confused my Charmander and he'd hit himself.

That put the final shovel of dirt on whatever curiosity I had.

Anyways...don't buy Pokemon cards on Amazon. Open a checking account at another bank, destroy the debit card for the account and deposit a couple hundred bucks into that account every few weeks. After a year, you'll have a few grand. And with that money take a vacation out of the states, and hook up with a Backpage euro chick. They like anal over there.