[Defy Gravity]

u talk tough, and now I see why,
cause u be lookin all scary
but I'm confused about ur gender
since u rock an adam's strawberry


this may have went over my head but wasn't feeling it


ur clothes look like you found em in a
bag on the side of a creek
meanwhile that bitch is trying to shop
at the Gap... in ur teeth

decent...not great


and while I'm mesmerized by her
twisted, ungodly proportions
I'm thinking that her mother prolly
should have had an abor-chin


Naw. forced




because while ur out at the club with
ur sister pretending u make blondes
wet
her chin is showing up on chyeahh's
radar as an inbound, earth killing
object


that motherfucker does resemble jay Leno



u pringle-tounged bitch, I'm not even
close to being done son
ur ears make u look like a
kindergarten teacher who just killed a
horse with funyuns


cool wordplay..the punch didn't land


des throws death blows. but I worry
that all this fire will be erased
cuz I'm afraid most of these punches
will slide right off your greasy face


great line.,also somebody put a Dick in his mouth.


weak disgrace. how u gonna come at
me like ur special tho...
when both ur mouths is already open
wide in awe of my spectacle?


good closer.



vs








honestly man, pic battlin' should
have a damn age restriction,
cuz I'm at a major disadvantage, due
to D's millennia of ancient wisdom



nigga does look 36. i'll give credit




destroyer's a recovering alcoholic, so
NC give em your support please
cuz its obvious a relapse is coming,
the way he be reaching for the 40's



dope punchline and wordplay




old man, todays the day for you to
upgrade your swag in a major way
cuz ya threads r outdated, & that
hairline go's back as far as the sega
days



best line of the battle. dopeness



you can't fuck w/ me fat cunt, see the
chance of me losing is small
even though your giving this battle
your everything, by going balls to the
wall


good not great


it's clear u ain't been running round
looking for jobs, as you've put on
weight
its as though you been practicing
taxidermy on yourself by stuffing ya
face


good line.


& how the fuck can someone so old
act like he's going' through pre
puberty
wolverine t shirts? well... I guess we
always have marvel'd at his
immaturity


dope line. and good use of the marvel punch



& E L James owes you a pay check, if
I were you I'd demand a share
for promoting her 30 shades of grey...
on your 30 strands of hair


weak







vote leo. stronger lines