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Originally Posted by Cashius
A comedian who sounds like a literal retard?...Don’t tell me it’s actually facts, my dog
Bro, you could have the WORST jokes in the world....people would STILL be laughing their asses off
This was ok. Light personal jab.
That .40 stick to my ribs. I don’t check if it’s loaded...just aimin’ and dump it
Either it’s an empty calories gonna have something go straight through his stomach
This was a pretty solid bar. Well scripted. I fucks with it.
Verse wise Zelph dropped a banger last round...but this faggot’s are definitely light
We’d all prefer to Read Lips...while you’re FORCED to do that for the rest of your life
Another light personal jab. Your definitely trying to work that angle.
You hold the ‘matic? No! But Cashius?... Bet I be lickin’em off
The only time AnswerRing Machines is because a girl NEVER picks up his calls
The punch was fire. The set up hurt it a bit cause the rhyme threw me. Still a nice concept, just lost some momentum.
Doesn’t seem to let the deaf shit get to him...This weird guy is a gentleman
It’s not that the jokes don’t bother you...you just don’t hear ninety percent of them
The third deaf angle, and probably the most cliché. Still, it's worded effectively enough to register as a jab.
Give a fuck if he handicapped. When the cops search for him...it’s takin’em days
A body? They’ll be Looking for Answers...like him asking God why he made him this way
This didn't quite do it for me. Kinda feels like beating a dead horse.
Girls are constantly throwing numbers at me...Best believe I’ve dealt with dimes
Only time HE gets a bitch to holla at him is because she’s had to repeat herself three times
This was cool. The comedic execution worked for me.
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Originally Posted by Answer
7 hours later..
holy shit do u really try..
What u gonna do with all those personals when the chopper literally fucking kills u
U spend ur whole life searching to get a body… and ur investigator will too
This was a pretty light jab. I get that you're insinuating he has a pension for digging up personals, but the flip seemed lazy. Fleeting jab.
Faggot hiding ur info to win text battles, get personal - I’ll show this geek this shit is real
U wanna be the GOAT so bad how bout I feed u these pellets & leave u Bleating in the field
This was ok. Bordering on corny. But it's text, so I guess that's a line we all walk. Jyst didn't gave much sting for me.
You beating Zelph was a foregone conclusion, shit was practically scripted
We all KNOW you got that cop’s number… you use it every time u see blacks @ a picnic
Honestly, the personal aspectbof thus probably goes over my head. At face value, the punch is an okay comedic jab.
This pussy scared to pull up on the block without half his older friends
Shit, he need 10 of his team @ the vending machine.. if there’s a rough corner, Cash ain’t going in
This was fire. Well developed bar from start to finish.
AK w/ the extended clip, dump ur corpse in the sheetrock til it’s a skeleton
They’ll never find cash in the walls after that banana fire since u love arrested development
This was solid.
I’ll let the slugs bang thru ur temple, everyone on ur team wanted dead
Dump ur body in the ocean, call that marine pollution after the plastic rings on ur head
A little wordy, but still a witty jab.
Bullet thru your escalade after that long drive.. maneuver quick & crafty
The ruger tip ur caddy - Would’ve kicked Adam Sandler off the PGA Tour... my Shooter trigger Happy[
This was okay. A decent jab. Nothing heavy though. |
Bar 1- Tie. Wasn't big on either. Both were light jabs.
Bar 2- Cashius. Had the better developed bar, with more sting.
Bar 3- Answer. Both had comedic personal jabs, but Cashius angle felt less fresh, due to previous bars.
Bar 4- Answer. Answering machines was dope, but vending machines bar was fire.
Bar 5 - Tie. Both were jabs that I found to be comparable in terms of impact.
Bar 6- Answer. Despite having the dirtiness, I found his concept fresher, and felt it carried more sting.
Bar 7 - Cashius. I enjoyed the closer here, as it illustrates how you could have flipped the personals of this verse in a less than straight forward fashion. Answers bar was just decent.
So as the above comparison & feed illustrates, I enjoyed this battle and found both competitors to have demonstrated some skill. After some deliberation, I have come to the conclusion that my vote goes to Answer. While both guys launched a lot of jabs, Answer had the more witty approaches. And fresher concepts.
Vote - Answer