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Old 09-12-2020, 02:23 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by evaD View Post


Zoom in and have a look - you can see the naps he hasn’t took
Cuz that’s the worst case of pupils in bags seen since Sandy Hook
Dope
Ya dad is a dirty slob
Don’t know what says ‘I’ve fucked my kids’ more; that fat smirking gob or the fact he’s jerking off..
ok. I mean, kind of a reach to assume that’s his dad but it’s ok
The fat gut must be hereditary, hurts to hear it yo
Clearly the only other thing that runs in this family was your mom, 30 years ago
Again, not sure tie mom and dad or random strangers but idk... it’s alright
Why does every feature scream cunt on this weak nerds face?
I could poke him in either of those eyes and I’d have reached third base
Not overly feeling
Can’t trust your old knees anymore; I guess having a sister’s reaping rewards
Where would you ever be without her? Judging by this pic in a heap on the floor
Lol ok
Look at lil sis’ enormous snout, I’d do whatever the fuck that whore’ll shout
So if I put a plug to your chests n light it up that’s instructions from the horses mouth
Not really feeling this. Long winded punch and a bit of a reach
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This dude weak as fuck. Where ur muscles at, jerk?
It’s sad when ur arm can fit between the lines on ur shirt
Not bad... lacks something
chewing or stifling a giggle? Either way u drop soap in the showers
Just read the sign - as advertised that mouth stays open 24 hours
Woulda been better if his mouth was actually open but ok
Battle outcome will be sadder than the lunch this faggot’s chompin
Pretty soon a blue rapper is what u and ur burrito will have in common
It’s ok
I know where u from y’all drive on the wrong side of the road
But it also looks like u have a bulb out...there on the tip of ur nose
Lol cool
white as fuck but the hairline says Black Lives Matter the most
Dude jumped in the chair & said give me the entire eastern African coast (word to lol I can see it. It’s cool
last time he whispered about the Mac he keeps hidden. His war chrome.
Well, say it with ur chest, Dave! Looks like u’ll prolly still have to lean on that horn though
Creative. Decent
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Pupils in bags
Heap on the floor

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Bulb out
African coast

I think the next best line was Des’ horn line then maybe dad/blue rapper tied. This is tough both a little shaky at times but I’m going with the read I enjoyed a tad more and that was Des

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