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Old 08-08-2020, 02:24 PM   #5
Sharp
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frauds get bodied wida shots ..
ii got beams thata lift Yukons up like a Denali at the shop
nice
ya boo gonna see me grinnin from da gore ..
kutthroatt. ii show ya beyblades thata have uu spinnin on da floor
solid
bodybagz in bulk dawg i do's dis ..
ii bring the murder, b .. N uu'll dissapear quicker den that news did
light but ok
beat uu to an inch of life den raw dogg ur wife dude
call me valve .. ii tear into that pussy N leave her at half-life, too
again light, but funny
ii came here to murder uu non probz
uu do yuh best work in da shadows .. alleyway blowjobs
more goofy than anything
ii bet this jerks the worst
&& uu never be the #1 battler even if yuh verse is 1st
well your verse was first so fuck you




Battler 2



Check 1, 2...
Welcome to tonight’s showing, a few jabs and some light gloating
I’m here to leave a Ring around your eye that’ll rival this sites voting
this is kind of like a dated current event tbh. Just feels salty
I deflate chests, a shook opponent’s what I create best
Step to me, you’ll get ejected and wind up on your deck like a VHS
nice
Whole hood’s fucked your girl, for you it’s actually trauma...
When she says her Private Matters in the street, she ain’t talkin’ family drama
while it's grammatically correct both ways, you wouldn't actually hear conversational English say one of those two ways. Aside from making it awkward, it makes the punchline really predictable. Don't know if there was any saving this one for me.
You soft as hell, and being patient is a costly tell
If you’re Biden your time, it’s because you’re hiding sexual assaults as well
light but okay. Guess we haven't really seen 'Biden' flips since 2016
Took his girl home, made sure her buns were stuffed
Then had his mother “spread ‘em old-fashioned style” like a BlunderBuss
I fuck with the spread em/blunderbuss concept but I'm not crazy about the execution. Kinda like the private matters, old fashioned style just kind of exists to extend the wordplay but you wouldn't really talk about 'old fashioned style'... idk I'm like 10 years behind on slang
You’re bugging if you think I’ve never fucked long on your couch
Your kids can play Floor Is Lava with the places I’ve cum on in your house
goofy, but when the initial goof settles your punch is about jizzing in another man's home. You had to know this wasn't gonna be too impactful



I thought battler 1 was more consistent. There's definitely some preference at play for me, I rather a bar be understated than overcooked and I think 2 tried doing a little too much at times. Good showings from both though, writing without an opponent in mind isn't easy

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