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i don't think it is humanly possible to eat enough roided up cows to get the steroids at a detectable level from eating said cows

thats some ubereem level horsemeat nonsense excuse

if he wants to make a believable excuse, that still doesn't excuse him in the eyes of anyone but his fans, he would claim over the counter dick pills like jon jones

shit thats made in labs where roids are also made, so he can say he didn't knowingly take them, just got a bad batch of dick pills

also to the floyd/ufc thing

i don't think they would even milk it. i think it would be 1 minute long at best against the worst ufc fighter. hell bellator or anybody. floyd would get annihilated