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eXh theLyricist:

posted April 04, 2001 05:53 PM


-FAWKIN' MAXIMUM VELOCITY-
...Takes battle back to the time of STREET FIGHTER!!

BATTLE ARENA

M.BISON:"eXh tha.Lyricist...today you will be facing a faggot Mc in the battle context...this is for position in next round...So dont fawk up..."

Ken:"Ryuu!!...we need you to take on eXh...his powers will turn me,Chin-Li, & Dhalsim into eXh(X)-Lyricists...We need your help!!..."

Ryuu:"Okay,But Lemme Pull my panties up 1st"

M.BISON:"eXh...BEGIN THA CARNAGE..."

-My lyrics will decapitate,ya front-'gate',to leave you de-'FENSE'-less...
-Ya own girl doesnt 'feel you' when you start to 'coress'...
-Cuz when I 'deliver',my mic comes out except they nevah cut off tha 'cord'...
-On levels of him ranked higher than me I jus' disregard...
-Because his verse was so fuckin' wack he had his 'key-board(bored)'...
-'Dunking on a basketball hoop' is tha only way you'd become a 'net-cee(Net See)'...
-This 'transvestite' goes both ways but'd neva come close to tha 'gender' of my 'physical degree...
-So just get of 'contacts' & 'REAL EYES (realize)' ya subject & verbs cant burn me...
-'Knuckle drops' on tha reject barz you spit,is tha only way you'll
create 'punchlines that hit'...
-You must 'Rhyme out ya ass' cus ya raps are wack 'an all[anal] shit'...
-Ya voice always 'hits' a 'high pitch' like this was 'base-ball' dun...
-While Im a make this faggot Ryuu do tha opposite of 'home run(run home)'...
-Your as 'tight' as 'anarexic ethiopian slaves' in tha 'apparell of Big Pun'...
With a 'Pumped-up basketball' you'd still have no 'WILSON(will, son)'...
-As this verbal upset will leave ya mind 'blank' like that of a 'check'...
-Ya 2 piles of 52 cards wouldnt be able to give you punchlines that 'deck'...

Chin-Li:"Ryuu,leave quick,he's fucking you up dumbass...& dont let ya tampon get loose again.."

M.Bison:"eXh!!!...I say now you MAKE HIM YOUR HO, go PROJECT PAT STYLE on this Chicken..."

-Lyrical flames seek into-ya bones madd dense...
-Creating ya socketz to combust-into fragments...
-Verbs leave ya body in tha 'past'-'tense'...
-Like 'tight muscles' in-tha 'flinstones' presence...
-Its like my 'head is attached-to-my-anus' cuz Im tha only one 'seeing my hot manour'...
-Ya 'flava' is 'bay-sick(basic)' like you 'drown-ya-flows in tha pits-on-tha ocean floor'...
-Rockin' rampage to leave the 'de-ceited(the seeded)' unranked without the enitity of a 'pit'...
-Workin for 'animal care' & my 'animiosity' will prevent you from being a 'vet'...
-Your 'net'-cee ass couldnt get a 'swish' with a 'contract from nike' on file...
-Im like a 'locksmith' when I 'unlock' tha rhythm of my essential 'key-style'...
-placin 'diseases' like in phases on 'famine & exile'...
-Weak barz you drop cant XL wit' tha help of tha rapper CHINO...
-Robbing you' of this victory like a blind man 'playing poker in a Las Vegas or Reno'...
-Tha 'calories' in my system forces me to be 'phat'...
-'Twisted ya moms ovaries at birth' yet doctors found ya vibes would never 'crack'...
-Then I get in that pussy & travel up tha vaginal proportion...
-lyrically killed you so bad it forced her to get an abortion...
-You wasted ya whole time posting ya verse cuz like ya 'jeans', 'Shadow is deltin ya weak thread'...
-Ryuu should be known as 'KUNTA KENTE' cuz all his raps are 'BOOT-LEG' ...
-Ryuu aint no tru 'street fighter' cuz Im 'fucking him up' like hardcore sex...
-Cuz byache you gotta go A through W before you fawk wit eXh...

...Silence...

M.Bison:"eXh becaome the Ultimate Street Fighter...while Ryuu stays as anotha boot-leg CAPCOM creation...C'mon tha real Ryuu's name is spelled RYU...

RD.1 DESTRUCTION=COMPLETED

PZ