[non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot]

So you follow me around to make posts of adulation masked behind cheap zings that completely miss any point.

You were likely the type who gets invited to parties halfway through with the line "hey come through and bring booze", but you got left at the door while your booze made it into the party... who am I kidding, you never got the calls from anyone except your neighbor "Slick Shift" Rodney who always had old WCW reruns on and pairs of spandex for you and he to wrestle in until a few days later when he stopped returning all of your phone calls.

Long story short since I know you can't read, you're a poof.