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Old 07-23-2015, 05:07 AM   #8
El Muffin
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You look awful with hair. Looking at Heidi with the most unlawful of stares.
You're a white square. I'll hit you square in the sternum with the one that's already there.
(mkk easy association but this is ok)
When I do this text verse shit, I come off like a bear, ur a weasel & it's a pain to write one
ya beard's got so many Combs lost in it, I thought u worked for Bad Boy...til Veritas spanked u like 1.
(the concept itself is eh but I liked how u tied it in w/ the bad boy..the combs shit was eh)
You're an anal mite, son. When I air your career choice out, it's purely fair.
to say u've made Progressive steps to being a loser and it's not because u sell insurance there.
(ha I like this. simple but effective)
The ring of power ain't yours, lord knows this bitch ain't a draw
Lookin like Gimli's son went to Legolas's birthday bash with Arwen's ugly sister in law
(retarded in a good way, lol vintage vulg)
Ever been split in the jaw? Even when it's wired it hurts, let me know what u desire, squirt
u signed ur soul over to Satan to get a date that night. That's him behind u blending in w/ the fireworks
(no not this one)
Expect predictable punchlines & topical personals. Possibly PM's, I know it's a bitch move!
I doubt your image flips'll be as original as the photo hosting site you uploaded this pic to
(dope ass transition but not a hard pic diss ..just some real shit..still like but not dissing him hard tbh. at an empasse. but do u seewhat im sayin?)
I mean, how the fuck you gonna let all those people converge on your property?!
I'm gonna murk you so properly... subconsciously, know why this ragamuffin cayn't change?
Could BARELY celebrate Independence Day cuz his lame brain was connected to NC's mainframe.
(weird section)
I wonder which aftershock was worse. When that rocket serenaded that charade
or when u whipped out your little NASA shuttle & rained on her parade
(not really feelin this tbh)
I shit on rhyme schemes, u pee on color schemes. Silver's forever in ur heart, yellow's over ur shoulder
u look like an unemployed Orc with il-nika's gray hair, & ur dating an Animaniacs gopher
(random but pretty funny)
(Bahahahaha.... You a sad fucking display of an assortment of rap forum culture.)
You should be thankful you're ruined.. sincerily, u're not a prankster of music
The explosion in the background embodies Bag's frustration w/ being mid-tier, & Destro's anger at losing
(ok)

well obv vulg went with something different it got hard to judge which segment or whatever so I followed to best of my ability n just said If I liked the section or not. I appreciate the originality but I wasn't feeling the interepretation. but I see what u did. some hot shit sprinkled throughout.

Vulgar on that gangster shit. Really lettin bangers spit.
Cuz this rat faced fagot sends buckshots every time he takes a pic.
(this shit killed me. buck shots lmfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao exaggerated but fucking dumb. buck as in teeth vulgie prolly doesn't get it.)
But for real u need to save the lip. Stay safe an shit.
Or I'll put hands on you with no regard like the artist of that painting did.
(yes)
U ass an it's written on ya face...Watre u doin bruh?
I shine like the sun so it'll be easy to eclipse u since ur forehead is mooning us
(u saying he got an ass forehead . hahahaaa I smirked)
U worthless. Malnourished. Wat happened to ya lame body?
How's ur life not on track!? ur day to day look like a scene out of trainspotting
(ehhh ok)
So dont ever talk shit or ull regret it if u flexin on me tweaker.
Bitch u gon bite ur tongue...nah for real he look like he Havin an epileptic seizure
(hahahah cooooking)
U are half the food chain ghoul face. Man stop.
Lookin like a grasshopper slash rat lobster got his face smashed with a padlock.
(wtf I kinda like it tho lol)
U a snitch punjab. Anything happens an he's surely yappin.
Guaranteed this songbird Swansberg gone singh. Fuckin Pakistani lookin fagot.
(oh)
U surround ya self w bums an crude guys dude why?
I been pedaling for meals while U 2 junkies look like u just left a food drive
(ok)
W that face an grill there's no need to talk don't doubt fam
Why even open ya mouth? I mean u could brush ya teeth without that
(eh)
Fagot. I'll choke u to death An make my point hard.
Have ya veins poppin out ya neck worse then ya boys arms.
(didn't grab me)


Lmfao vulg did some things but bags fucking cooked this shit. his best were miles above vulgs in effect. that singh shit really made me say oh Immediately afgter I read it. I said Oh! lmfaaaaaaaaao good shit yo

bags had some shtupi shit too but when he was at his best he had me like oh boy

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