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Old 06-28-2019, 08:32 AM   #38
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These dem debates be like

Moderator: "What are your plans for the first 30 days regarding immigration"?

Dem Candidate: "What's going on with immigration in this country is terrible. I know a guy named Pedro. He has dreams of coming to America to be a breakdancer but he has 2 left feet and when he does the worm it looks like he's humping the ground. He got separated from his 4 kids who were all forced to live in the sewers and become ninja turtles"

Moderator: "Right, but do you have a plan for immigration?"

Dem: "I do."

Moderator: "....Can you elaborate?"

Dem: "Look, nothing is worst than what's going on with the Trump administration"

*crowd bursts into uproarious applause*

Dem: "Me llamo enchiladas"

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