[Blue Bayou]

Bring the G19 where you live, pussy. I’m taking alllll your cash
Fuck ur environment. I’ll pull the plastic out & separate the paper from some trash

Okay opener... its a good well written meta but these kind of bars I personally find kinda boring


Plenty bullets, Ima shoot those - let a few go if you don’t act right
Quit the tough talk Res… you let a Phew go whenever you pass a black guy

LMAO this is so fire... one of my favorite bars and concepts I've seen in a long time... loved this


And the way you look at a Labrador? I could never trust you for real
Whether it’s cooking or fights w/ your wife – you got an Old Yeller up in your grill

Lol I chuckled.. points for originality as I've never seen the concept before.. its okay


Can’t even guess what she weighs. She never spent a day in gymnasiums
Impossible to give a ballpark figure when she’s the shape of Yankee Stadium

LoL ballpark figure... this was funny and cool... good wording


She gotta lap dance to pay ur gambling debts cuz you fucking suck at poker
Irony 101… she’s Grinding Bones for Bread and looks like a fucking Ogre

Dope.. good fresh concept with a good personal setup


I’ll haggle on price w/ my shooters, but they bringing the 4 for you dummy
Roulette wheel: you dropped the ball..
& when a number gets settled on you losing more than your money

A very technically impressive bar... similar to the opener, it's good but kind of boring

Okayyyy you champed last season but all you hearing now is hell nahs
Wasn’t ur first rodeo. But you could only hold on so long before you fell off

Clever concept but just okay... I think frac having a more aggressive rodeo bar this week hurts it...



Ayy this dude is my target?
See this feud end in carnage..
I’ll STILL win with writers block. It’s the truth let’s be honest.
cuz even a Flux Capacitor struggles to be fueled by YOUR garbage. /

Decent open.. I like the wording and setup throughout


Punch you so damnn hard. Yeah this scrub will blunder..
Tumble, up and under. Face Rockeddd: Now u resemble Korg in Thor Love & Thunder./

Cooling modern twist but it reminds me of rock ya body / Thing fantastic 4 bars of old.. scrub will blunder is strange


Yes I’m an Asian that can’t see for shit. Bet that produces laughter right..
Get smacked tonight..
Mines small.. but YOUR quarter eyes will pay for the river ride to the afterlife. /

This is fire... dope use of the Asian thing in your favor and wording was really strong here


It’s unfinished business.. this Aussie is tiny.. he skimming bitches..
Nirvana cover. Any pussy you get that baby dick will be swimming in it. /

Lmao love the concept.. delivery a bit strange but semantics.. I liked this a lot


This teacher aint in my tier. You know Res going through losers..
I’m in a different class, bro.. & it turns out yours is locked in with a school shooter. /

This is decent.. okay concept at him being a teacher


Bruise this bitch.. we already know you gonna lose this kid..
cuz when it Boils down to it.. this mahfucka shoulda just signed out like User did.

Ehh... kinda funny in the discord sense


You aint come strapped, teach.. don’t make me smack you fast..
When he say a 9 dumpinnn.. quickkk, better get that 3rd grader a bathroom passsss

LoL I like the attempt but I dunno, seems like a bit of a reach to say " a 9" in reference to a nine year old kid... funny but its a stretch for me



Yeah I get why this battle is very back and forth... incredibly tough call... 2 of my faves both with some great bars but probably not as consistent as they usually are

Phew (lotb) + grinding bones for bread + ballpark figure vs quarter eyes & nirvana cover

Overall I think Dom had lotb and slightly better misses and concepts on the whole so he gets my vote here... would love to see upu guys battle again

Vote Dom