posting for Pent uP
The Beggar
Fantasies measured in grams of his pleasure as he romances smoke nectar's.
In trances, he pesters and damages sectors with insanity gestures -
but his antics were treasured, giving amusement, he enhances the weather.
A performance aggressor when funds are low because this man is a beggar.
He started out in his house, telling jokes to his family.
Went to college, got kicked out, and this invoked his insanity.
Provoking him randomly gets you the best joke you've heard in your life -
Just so you're distracted while he turns to his knife and serves up a slice.
We call him Jokey, J Smoke and other names in the hood.
Shameless, he stood holding signs to get laced off some goods.
Signs read things like: "Steve Jobs died cuz he choked on an Apple.
He was Mackin Tush - his gay fashion turtleneck was a reversible asshole."
People stopped and laughed then dropped their cash in the cup of his profits;
As he runs through his options: get something to eat or get fucked up from coppin'.
Wanting those rocks and less dime throwers giving no money from pockets -
That's when jokes get cruel because he's low on fuel and to hungry to stop it.
Funny, obnoxious with gums full of toxins - where his dope would be hidden -
Not a hopeless existence, but he knew his stench makes him tell jokes from a distance.
The signs fixed the problem to give him this job without halitosis of death.
Desires to laugh frozen with noses open smelling the most ferocious of breaths.
Now shutting his mouth, he puts humorous topics on sides of 2 or 3 boxes;
Rotating his pitch makes him a grip and the box covers him spewing out toxins.
Jokey kicked it near campus of UC Berkeley where he could get the advantage
over kids and their parents who would get caught by the giggles he planted.
His newest name, Joke Box, was given and branded because his scripts were so candid -
Like.. "George Bush Sr. fucked a donkey and made a jackass president he commanded."
On the other sides of the box; collages of old George feeding his pickle
to various horses, donkey's and even his wife: the white beast who's a pistol.
Those parts are drawn in to keep'em in giggles until they pee out a little.
His political satire is intensely admired with the wet spots he sees through pant wrinkles.
Visitors and new students made his main revenue margins -
with old people begging for pardons as they keep stepping regardless.
This day was pressure for targets because of new competitive markets.
One being another comedian who was special - retarded.
His jokes were stupid, but molded cuteness as he told them with stutters
and even with that he remained a role of smoothness like he's coated in butter.
They still laughed at Joke Box, but he didn't get cash from most plots;
This Little Timmy wannabe with cerebral palsy will make him mad 'til he stops.
A savage unlocked when J Box gave him a Coke as an attack -
An elaborate smack because the bottle has a stash of bad crack.
Thinking that'll punch this prick and make him want to quit this profession -
but thoughts of allergies never crossed his past his dreams and it wasn't questioned.
With that suggested - of course when the guy is inhaling the pop
The baking soda laced is giving him shakes 'til he drops.
No investigation of cops because this is a war of the homeless -
So when deadly forces approach, drugs are the source that gets noted.
Jokey committed a homicide and killed the most honest of guys -
but because he's homeless, not paying taxes, he's acquitted by poverty lines.