"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and i piss excellence!"
-Cole Trickle
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Crept on a blonde at the ATM, took a glock & clocked the chick
She lost her balance, then lost her balance… I robbed the bitch
Looked at her as she lay helpless, blood covered her white face
It’s the time, place for tonight’s rape was my fucking mind state
Quickly surveyed the area, heard noises & almost panicked but
It was pitch black I was wearing all black, plus I’m black as fuck
Decided to carry her to my car… the irony showed I’m a loner
taking her limp body to my vehicle all the while growing a boner
Threw her in the front seat, peeled off thinking it’s the right idea
I’m driving with her purse, a gun in my hand feeling like Madea
Had to make sure the ride was quiet so I took the scenic route
She felt bumps on the road only because I pulled my penis out
She’s unconscious, hand on my diseased dick, this is the life
Riding through the night with a Caucasian like this is my wife
My joy comes full circle as the moon reflects the light of the sun
The moon shimmers off her pale skin & I glow bright as the sun
Or the glow from her phone as it rings loudly, what a mistake!!
FAAAAAACK we’re 5 minutes from home and this bitch is awake
She screams “HELLLLLP!!” starts flailing we get in a physical fight
I punch her with my free hand & explain “This isn’t your night..”
She grabs the wheel we start to swerve while car is on coast
She’s yanking aggressively this bitch is trying to kill us both
I choked her and she stopped immediately & burst into tears
I said I’m the person to fear and it just gets worsened from here
Said you’re my wife for a day, you’re going to take pipe in the A
We arrive at my place, kitchen counter with a knife to her face
She kneed me in the balls, I’m thinking what whore hasn’t?
I love ball torture this bitch unknowingly leads me to an orgasm
I fall to the floor spazzin’, like I’m having bouts with demons
Withering on the tile ejaculating copious amounts of semen
She ran out the house, escaped in my car with the nice rims
Now I’m in jail with a 6’8 275 pound murderer who likes men
I’m a pint sized pretty boy so there’s no use in refusing entry
You see my power was my dick now it’s being used against me