"The Villain"
Ever post on a forum because you're upset
and have chose to ignore all the stuff that gets said?
You look into threads where they're constantly clowning
on Cry fucking your ex and you vlogging about it.
Your optical mouse blinks near to your hand
before logging you out quick and clearing the ***he.
You're not really that mad, though they think it's a lie,
just disappearing from Rapbattles to visit The Lime.
The thing is this time there's no way you'll be found
you've hidden the IP address to your latest account!
With Dagel around, the pizza thing would surface again
but this alias now could finally earn their respect.
So you return to the websites that hate you the most
determined to get at those who say you're a joke.
You're playing the role perfect, to hide in full view,
even make a few posts under the guise that you're new.
You sign up your username to compete in Black Autumn
while highly amused just to even be in Bags' forum.
You keep your trash talking back while biding your time,
& see this last tournament as a chance to finally shine.
The fact you're hiding your identity proves pivotal though
as on a site that's so biased, who'll give you a vote?
You click a few posts and as you scroll through it's pages
one begins to reload, and you get a new notification.
You "View Post" in amazement to see whats posted by Lars
& there's a huge opening statement thats wrote at the start.
It's clearly emotionally charged by how he has it in caps lock
but he's exposed who you are while laughing his ass off.
So you're sat at your laptop in the lucid light of it all;
like
that faggots a wack troll that doesn't even write anymore!
You type for an audience not wanting to admit that you're angry
so you hit reply and withdraw to try and think of a Plan B.
The Villain-ous mask seemed to have slipped for a second
but you're not giving up that easy,
this bitch is pathetic!
The same dickriders let him fuck with people the worst
plus they're always giving him credit he doesn't even deserve.
But something he should have learned when setting you up
is when you put your keyboard to work, you're second to none!
The thread he had unveiled you in's where he made his mistake
mentioning something about a tourney where he'd taken your place.
This places him straight into your sights for revenge
it only takes you like eighteen seconds to sign-up again! (LOL)
You fly through the questions as they've not changed on the page
in every time you've re-registered and had to make a new name.
Now you've created an alias there's no way this dude is winning
even named it Ocktavius after your favourite super villain!
You make a few additional posts, covering all possible tracks
then place a due subliminal vote that hopefully costs him the match...
MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!
