OBJECTIVE BEFORE I MADE HIM SIGN OUT WHOOOOOO!!!!!
some said it could never be done, a challenge too far for many mere mortals, but I'm not your average shitposter though bruh
I'm a man who's self belief is unwavering and I always knew it could be done, and that I was the man to do it
Geno was wrong (what's new?!) along with countless others I'll be quoting in this post so don't worry
BUT I DID IT BRUHS! UNDISPUTED FIRST MOTHERFUCKER TO CHAMP EVERYTHING THE SITE HAS TO OFFER, EVERY LEAGUE, EVERY TITLE, EVERY KIND OF BATTLE, ANY AND ALL COMERS, AND I MADE IT LOOK EASY. BECAUSE IT IS.
thanks to all the voters who crowned me as their king, commiserations to everyone I had to put to death by my sword along the way
at least you were beat by the eventual winner I guess but I got love for you losers too though real talk
anyway I'd like the accomps added to my @
sraL account plz @
BROKE LESNAR @
ill nik-A @
Innovator
Champed:
- Netcees Battle League
- Lyric Olympics League
- Art of Writing League
Accomplishment:
Tri-Fecta League Challenge
it took me just 10 battles and 8 wins to champ all three leagues, a new site record I doubt we'll ever see repeated again in living memory unless I decide to do it again (maybe)
props to Pent uP for beating me in a 3-vote-only thriller yo
Aero gave me a close one too so he gets my respect for being a stellar gentlemen throughout (and admitting via PM he thought I got him)
FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK BRUHS
THE REST CAN SUCK MY UNSOPHISTICATED WINNING DICK AHAHAHAHHHA
LEMME KNOW WHEN THE 1-2 LEAGUE OPEN SO I CAN WIN THAT TOO
YOURS SINCERELY,
TRI-FECTA CHAMP